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A choosing beggar ends up rudely rejecting a free car offer.

Choosy Beggar Rudely Rejects Free Car Offer

You've got to be kidding me with this.
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Delusional writer who believes they've written a bestseller vampire novel won't pay for editing

Delusional Writer Wants "The Next Twilight" Edited For Free

"Excuse me, Count Dracula is spelled with an O."
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A stranger wants a custom wedding order as a gift.

Entitled Stranger Expects Custom Wedding Order As A Gift

Just a tad bit delusional.
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A choosy beggar attempts to severely lowball a wedding caterer, and fails miserably.

Choosy Beggar Tries To Severely Lowball Wedding Caterer

Enough with all of that cheap talk.
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A dense choosing beggar won't grasp the meaning of rejection.

Dense Choosy Beggar Won't Grasp Meaning Of Rejection

Keep up, my dude.
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A choosing beggar tries to haggle over an artist's reasonable pricing, gets rejected, and then turns mean.

Choosing Beggar Tries To Haggle Over Artist's Pricing, Gets Rejected, Turns Nasty

The "no wait" at the end though.
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Choosing beggar wants an iPad for $40 and expects free three-hour delivery | only have 40 asked if u can do 40 simple yes or no could do but guess ik answer! Oh assumed meant an extra $40 delivery. No offense, but mean, if were selling something would take less than were asking AND drive over 3 hours? U said e hour and half u? Yeah each way, so over 3 hours round trip

Choosing Beggar Wants iPad For $40 And Free Delivery

It'd have costed $40 just to fill up the tank.
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An entitled employee asks coworker for free cake, gets denied, issues threats.

Entitled Coworker Demands Free Cake, Gets Denied, Issues Threats

They made themselves look worse than anyone else could've.
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A choosy beggar gets upset over her brother giving her free HBO.

Choosy Beggar Pitches Fit Over Getting Free HBO From Her Brother

The audacity on this one is beyond comprehension.
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An entitled girl expects a 60% discount on Offerup.

Girl Expects 60% Discount On Offerup

Absolutely ridiculous.
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A choosy beggar wants 22 homework assignments done before payment.

Choosy Beggar Wants Homework Assignments Done Before Payment

Definitely fishy.
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An entitled influencer expects a haircut for cheap | saw post on twitter hair and 's really pretty much Hi is do something similar 20:06 Hey costs £120 includes cost my trip place. 20:08 's pretty much. Can pay £50 though? 20:10 No 50 is too low can do 100 though just bc one her friends referred and she says 20:12 W

Entitled "Influencer" Expects Haircut For Cheap

Oh dear.
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A choosy beggar expects a seller to Uber a game to them.

Choosy Beggar Expects Seller To Uber Game To Them

Some people refuse to get a clue.
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A choosing beggar tries to get a $300 course for free, and fails miserably.

Choosy Beggar Legit Tries To Buy $300 Course For Free

Get a load of this dude.
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A choosing beggar expects their A/C unit to be delivered for free, and gets rejected | Is really free? Is still available accepted request is still available and yes 's free because can't carry this 120lb thing by myself lol But there is another person who messaged before did, so let give her opportunity first and will get back Let's keep our fingers crossed! ok am single mother and could really use right now. Can have Hello will give her opportunity until tomorrow and if don't hear back her

Choosing Beggar Expects Free A/C To Be Delivered, Gets Rejected

The whole free package was just too much.
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A choosing beggar expects another dude to just give up his username. | Hi just wanted know if be willing give up username? This name is really important and 's been attached my brand years 7:23 AM No, sorry but good luck with band Why are so attached

Choosing Beggar Expects Dude To Give Up His Username

What a wild time to be alive.
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