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19 Stupid and Literal Jokes That Are Technically Not Wrong

Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

By The Father And The Son Themselves

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Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Disowned

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16 Amusing Tidbits From 'Middle Class Fancy' For The Dopey Guy In His 30s

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15 Tweets You Will Find Hilariously Funny If You Have a Dad

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

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Caption that reads, "When it's New Years Eve and someone says 'see you next year'" above a pic of a guy laughing sarcastically

Hilarious, Dad!!

Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

Caption that reads, "Me: *Cleaning my car;* Neighbor: 'Can you do mine next haha;" Me: ..." above pics of a red-headed kid making a sarcastic smile

HAR HAR HAR

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25 Terrifically Dumb Jokes That are Literally Correct

Caption that reads, "When the customer makes a stupid joke but you need the job so you give your best fake smile" above a pic of a cat with a big fake smile

"It Didn't Scan So It Must Be Free, Right?"

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14 Sassy Tweets From Hilarious Canadian Politician Norm Kelly

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This Might Be Our Favorite Dad Joke Yet

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20 Dad Joke Tweets That'll Make You Facepalm Hard

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24 Melting Kitties Defying Space and Physics

24 Melting Kitties Defying Space and Physics

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

28 Feline Funnies Featuring Cats Being Their Very Cat Selves

28 Feline Funnies Featuring Cats Being Their Very Cat Selves

Food truck owner in Chicago spots malnourished dog hanging out of an abandoned apartment window, grabs a ladder and rescues her, now living her best doggo life: ‘What a difference love will do for an animal!’

Food truck owner in Chicago spots malnourished dog hanging out of an abandoned apartment window, grabs a ladder and rescues her, now living her best doggo life: ‘What a difference love will do for an animal!’

German Shepherd puppy whose adoption caused rift between married couple, begins helping heartbroken wife grieve loss of soul dog: ‘It's like reliving Roxy's puppyhood and being given a second opportunity to furnish her with the same amount of love.’

German Shepherd puppy whose adoption caused rift between married couple, begins helping heartbroken wife grieve loss of soul dog: ‘It's like reliving Roxy's puppyhood and being given a second opportunity to furnish her with the same amount of love.’

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

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