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puns from slight modified celebrity names

17 Incredibly Dumb Celebrity Puns That Had Us ROFLing

Tweets from The Dad that dad would totally approve of

16 Things All Dads Love To Say. Every Time.

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Funny tweets about what dads love saying.

23 Hardcore Dad-Isms Culled From The Depths Of Twitter

Funny James Breakwell tweets.

33 Hilarious Gems From Twitter's Favorite Dad

stupid but true jokes like about gold diggers in 1849

21 Dumb Jokes and Moments That Are Technically Accurate

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stupid but correct joke about the importance of capitalization

21 Boldly Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

fire department called for dad joke that went too far

Fire Department Shows Up When Guy Digs Dangerously Deep For His Dad Joke

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Burned By Dad

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"Dad, I Put Oil In My Car And Now It's Making Weird Noises"; A Thread

Caption that reads, "Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present; Cop: You ARE the lawyer; Me: So where's my present?" above a stock photo of a police officer interrogating a guy at a police station

Gimme It

Two pics of a Wii next to Will Smith above a pic of The Rock next to the letter "U"

Sing It!

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25 Stupid And Obvious Jokes That Are Literally Not Wrong

Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

By The Father And The Son Themselves

Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

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Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

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