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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)| thumbnail text - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I witnessed a father and son bonding moment, but it was just my husband teaching my son the wrong way to load the dishwasher. 4:01 PM · Jan 26, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

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aita post | thumbnail text -AITA for snapping at this lady at the grocery store because of my son's crying? My son's (6 months) been cranky all morning because he's teething. I (27m) had to go grocery shopping and since it's just me taking care of him he came with me. Normally he's calm when I have him in his baby carrier because right now he just wants to be held by me but I forgot that at my mom's yesterday so went in with his stroller to the market.

Single Dad Snaps At Nosy Woman At Grocery Store For Telling Him How To Take Care Of His Baby

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."

Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

10 reddit text images aita for eating cake hiding from wife and kids | thumbnail grey background, slice of cake bottom right, text "Let me introduce you to a marvelous concept: decoy chocolate. You get your super special treat, you buy a large amount of the cheapest chocolate the partner/kids eat. Throw it at them and while the vultures are distracted inhale your treat."

Tired Dad Caught Eating Slice Of Cake Alone In Car, Wife Fumes At Him For Being 'Dramatic'

aita post | thumbnail text - AITA eating cake my car so didn't have share with my wife and kids acknowledge, as father and husband lot things were singularly mine before just aren't. Wife steals my clothes, wife and kids steal my food, kids steal my phone fine with most time but just needed one thing myself without hurting feelings and making someone cry because everybody is sensitive this house..including .

Overwhelmed Dad Gets Caught By Wife Trying To Eat Cake Alone In His Car So He Doesn't Have To Share With His Kids

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Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

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Superhero Dads Who Let Their Daughters Give Them Full Makeovers

dad makes kids call mom 'Miss Piggy' to incentivize weight loss, makes her cry | thumbnail text - Posted by u/throwaway1368989 16 days ago 63 S7 E 33 AITA for making my (32F) children (4 and 6 M) cry after they called me Ms. Piggy? Not the A-hole I (32F) gave birth back in October. Since then, it's been extremely difficult for me to lose the baby weight... mainly due to my postpartum depression. I get next to no sleep attending to my children and most mornings, I can barely get out of bed, much

Mom In Tears After Husband Nicknames Her 'Miss Piggy' To Incentivize Weight Loss

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

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Wholesome Dads Whose Daughters Gave Them Makeovers

12 reddit text images discussion  | thumbnail grey background with text foreground "Posted by u/AQuietBorderline 8 hours ago 5016 "You Will Work This Dangerous Position Without Training" Leads To "Have Fun Talking To The Union" M" "One Saturday afternoon, Dad came into work when George pulled him aside. "I need you to do me a favor, son...the trash compactor is jammed and I need someone to crawl in and unjam it. You're the smallest of us all so it shouldn't be a problem for you."

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