funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny text message exchange between dude and his boss, bad boss, independent contractor

Independent Contractor Shares the Joys of Saying 'No' to Uptight Managers

10 tweets about animals making humans put phones away | thumbnail image of cat putting paw over woman's eyes tweet " @AnnettePursley This picture is not Photoshopped this is my cat telling me to stop tweeting 9 My dogs are passive aggressive my cat is note e"

Twitter Thread: Pets Helpfully Encouraging Their Humans To Put The Phone Down

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS LIGHT IS ON,Him: Can I put my keys in your purse? Me: @oneawkwardmom

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot

a compilation of funny tweets about dogs stopping their owners from sleeping | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'Getting in bed with your dog be like'

Puppers Pushing Their Humans Out Of Bed: Twitter Thread

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twitter thread about a person accidentally eating bird seed every day | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Barney Bear @notthedinosaur ... just found out i've been putting bird seed in my yogurt every morning. lol 5:38 PM - Jan 30, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 786 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 27.5K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Woman Accidentally Puts Bird Seed In Her Yogurt Every Morning

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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

15 animal tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "Lucy Huber @clhubes ... When youre pregnant with your first kid everyone tells you how hard it will be and how you won't sleep etc etc and that's TRUE but also not a single person tells you one day your toddler will say "good night, love you" individually to every one of his trucks, the cats, and you. 8:45 PM · Jan 27, 2022 · Twitter Web App 5,916 Retweets 757 Quote Tweets 102.7K Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

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Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)

Parents trade stories of questions their kids ask

Parents Bond Over the Deep Questions Kids Ask at the Worst times

a funny twitter thread about capybaras unleashed | thumbnail includes text saying 'I will pay good money for a capybara'

Capybaras Unleashed In Viral Twitter Thread

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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

12 thoughts of dog tweets | thumbnail blue background, twitter tweet "Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings ... THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME 7:47 PM · Jan 23, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 14.1K Retweets 1,037 Quote Tweets 227.3K Likes"

12 Fetchin' Hot New Tweets By Doggo Twitter Sensation 'Thoughts of Dog'

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

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12 twitter images | thumbnail image of bird on train, and tweet "There is quite literally a bird on my train and everyone is being brilliantly British and not commenting on it, as if this is completely normal."

Twitter Thread: British Birds Take A Quaint Ride On Public Transportation

Funny tweets about Oklahoma Department of wildlife conservation trying to be funny

Oklahoma's Dept of Wildlife Conservation Tried to Use the 'If You're Cold, They're Cold' Meme Against Us & Failed