funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line| thumbnail text -  the ultimate plug @OnlyFans__ wheres the album? rihanna: Bi, I'm pregnant

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line

twitter thread about a USB mosquito catcher catching hundreds of mosquitos | thumbnail includes two pictures including a USB glowing mosquito catcher and an opened mosquito catcher full of hundreds of mosquitos

Twitter Thread: USB Powered Mosquito Catchers Are So Effective It's Kinda Freaky

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Twitter debate about the cost of double shot

Bartender Shares Snarky Message From Customer, Ignites Debate Over the Price of Doubles

20 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left opossum tweet "every time I say I dont know, my therapists says I think you do know" thumbnail right dog and rabbits meme

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

12 tweets of dogs in snow | thumbnail "if your cold your dog is cold too, my dogs:" thumbnail right image of two large white dogs laying in happily in piles of snow

Twitter Users Show Off Pictures Of Delightful Dogs Enjoying A Snow Day

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Funny stories about the most new york things to happen to people

New Yorkers Share the Most 'New York' Things To Ever Happen to Them

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Show me a parent who has given 2 choices for dinner & l'll show you a kid who picks something that wasn't even an option 3:10 AM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

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15 animal tweets | thumbnail image of dog that looks exactly like will ferrel tweet "DJ Square @thomasthesquare someone said my dog looks like Will Ferrell and I can't unsee it now URESH"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

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Funny puns and tweets about cheese, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dramatic Tweet About Cheese Shelf Collapse Inspires Gleeful Pun-Fest

men and women are flocking to tiktok and twitter right now to figure out how men hold it when they pee

"When Boys Pee, Do They Hold It Like a Joint or a Cigarette?" Is the Viral Question Trending on Twitter and TikTok Right Now

Funny text message exchange between dude and his boss, bad boss, independent contractor

Independent Contractor Shares the Joys of Saying 'No' to Uptight Managers

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10 tweets about animals making humans put phones away | thumbnail image of cat putting paw over woman's eyes tweet " @AnnettePursley This picture is not Photoshopped this is my cat telling me to stop tweeting 9 My dogs are passive aggressive my cat is note e"

Twitter Thread: Pets Helpfully Encouraging Their Humans To Put The Phone Down

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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