funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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"When Boys Pee, Do They Hold It Like a Joint or a Cigarette?" Is the Viral Question Trending on Twitter and TikTok Right Now

this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - wadley @marrowing Found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day and they give him lamb mince. There's a picture of him on the wall 2:56 AM · Dec 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App 811 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 19.4K Likes'

25 Pawfect Cat Tweets For Cat Lovers

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Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS LIGHT IS ON,Him: Can I put my keys in your purse? Me: @oneawkwardmom

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

a compilation of funny tweets about dogs stopping their owners from sleeping | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'Getting in bed with your dog be like'

Puppers Pushing Their Humans Out Of Bed: Twitter Thread

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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

twitter thread about a person accidentally eating bird seed every day | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Barney Bear @notthedinosaur ... just found out i've been putting bird seed in my yogurt every morning. lol 5:38 PM - Jan 30, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 786 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 27.5K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Woman Accidentally Puts Bird Seed In Her Yogurt Every Morning

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20+ Legendary Tweets That People Think Should Be Made Into Movies

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Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)

15 animal tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "Lucy Huber @clhubes ... When youre pregnant with your first kid everyone tells you how hard it will be and how you won't sleep etc etc and that's TRUE but also not a single person tells you one day your toddler will say "good night, love you" individually to every one of his trucks, the cats, and you. 8:45 PM · Jan 27, 2022 · Twitter Web App 5,916 Retweets 757 Quote Tweets 102.7K Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

viral tweets about donkeys thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Leslie ... @LlamaRamaPyjama Replying to @spindlypete and @MaraWilson My grandpa's donkey figured out how to turn off the electric fence and open the gate, and then proceeded to teach the horse so they could hang out by the lake. 7:10 AM Mar 18, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 294 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes'

Twitter Gets Funny About Donkeys (Viral Tweets)

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a funny twitter thread about capybaras unleashed | thumbnail includes text saying 'I will pay good money for a capybara'

Capybaras Unleashed In Viral Twitter Thread

Parents trade stories of questions their kids ask

Parents Bond Over the Deep Questions Kids Ask at the Worst times

twitter thread about a cat beating up cats and getting jailed at home | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - naledi @naledimashishi ... My cat had been housebound for two weeks after beating up another cat in that cat's house. I let her out yesterday just to see if she was ready to be a law abiding citizen. She went straight to go beat up that cat again a she's back inside indefinitely 5:03 PM · Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 21.3K Retweets 3,501 Quote Tweets 133.3K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Cat Jailed At Home For Being A Corrupt Criminal

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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

12 thoughts of dog tweets | thumbnail blue background, twitter tweet "Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings ... THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME 7:47 PM · Jan 23, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 14.1K Retweets 1,037 Quote Tweets 227.3K Likes"

12 Fetchin' Hot New Tweets By Doggo Twitter Sensation 'Thoughts of Dog'