funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Show me a parent who has given 2 choices for dinner & l'll show you a kid who picks something that wasn't even an option 3:10 AM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

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15 animal tweets | thumbnail image of dog that looks exactly like will ferrel tweet "DJ Square @thomasthesquare someone said my dog looks like Will Ferrell and I can't unsee it now URESH"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

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Funny puns and tweets about cheese, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dramatic Tweet About Cheese Shelf Collapse Inspires Gleeful Pun-Fest

men and women are flocking to tiktok and twitter right now to figure out how men hold it when they pee

"When Boys Pee, Do They Hold It Like a Joint or a Cigarette?" Is the Viral Question Trending on Twitter and TikTok Right Now

Funny text message exchange between dude and his boss, bad boss, independent contractor

Independent Contractor Shares the Joys of Saying 'No' to Uptight Managers

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10 tweets about animals making humans put phones away | thumbnail image of cat putting paw over woman's eyes tweet " @AnnettePursley This picture is not Photoshopped this is my cat telling me to stop tweeting 9 My dogs are passive aggressive my cat is note e"

Twitter Thread: Pets Helpfully Encouraging Their Humans To Put The Phone Down

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS LIGHT IS ON,Him: Can I put my keys in your purse? Me: @oneawkwardmom

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot

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a compilation of funny tweets about dogs stopping their owners from sleeping | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'Getting in bed with your dog be like'

Puppers Pushing Their Humans Out Of Bed: Twitter Thread

twitter thread about a person accidentally eating bird seed every day | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Barney Bear @notthedinosaur ... just found out i've been putting bird seed in my yogurt every morning. lol 5:38 PM - Jan 30, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 786 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 27.5K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Woman Accidentally Puts Bird Seed In Her Yogurt Every Morning

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

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15 animal tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "Lucy Huber @clhubes ... When youre pregnant with your first kid everyone tells you how hard it will be and how you won't sleep etc etc and that's TRUE but also not a single person tells you one day your toddler will say "good night, love you" individually to every one of his trucks, the cats, and you. 8:45 PM · Jan 27, 2022 · Twitter Web App 5,916 Retweets 757 Quote Tweets 102.7K Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)