funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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twitter, trending tweets, memes, andrew yang, bodega, new york city, funny tweets, roast, politics | Jeff Mac @JeffMaclsHere Replying to @AndrewYang This is a bodega like the apartments on "Friends" were NYC apartments. 30-50 Poor CEOs at the coup @expelliarmoire Replying to @AndrewYang If you can spread both of your arms and spin around without literally knocking over two shelves full of expired laundry detergent you're not in a bodega

Andrew Yang Gets Dragged On Twitter For Mistaking Regular Store For Bodega

Funny and happy twitter reactions to the fact that Taco Bell is bringing back potatoes to their menu | crunch wrap supreme @crunchwrap420 waking up to the news that Taco Bell is bringing potatoes back The Joker smiling | @brc-ccolibren TACO BELL IS BRINGING POTATOES BACK Kamala Harris We did it Joe phone call

Taco Bell's Bringing Back Potatoes & The Internet Is Rejoicing

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Funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, clever tweets, witty, comedy, elon musk, politics, storming the capitol | kavs 3hotcheetosb0i love curves curves: scoliosis | Sardonic Tart @SardonicTart Stages Sunday: Morning: This is nice Afternoon weekend is going by too fast Evening wishl dead

Fresh & Timeless Tweets From The Poets Of Twitter

people are sharing their 'My Parents VS Me At The Same Age' and the differences are huge | thumbnail Text - Iveezy @Bloody5lveezy 00 My parents at 24 vs me at 24 3:33 AM Dec 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 67.7K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 633.8K Likes

People Roast Themselves By Posting 'My Parents VS Me At The Same Age' Photos On Twitter

bruce willis, celebrity news, twitter, funny tweets, roasts, roasted, anti mask, covid-19, scandal, die hard, fail, scandal, movies | Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Die Hard: With A Ventilator Bruce Willis asked to leave store for refusing to wear a mask

Twitter Roasts Bruce Willis For Refusing To Wear A Mask In LA Pharmacy

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funny, memes, funny tweets, freedom of speech | Matt Fernandez S" @FattMernandez Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go fax k yourself.

Fair Point

Funny pictures of cats in weird places | small kitten sleeping inside a car's exhaust pipe | three cats riding a baggage carousel at an airport

20 Cute & Curious Cats Straight Chillin' In The Wrong Places

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

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Funny compilation of Donald Trump's best tweets, robert pattinson, kristen stewart, haters and losers | Donald J. Trump 3 @realDonaldTrump +2 Follow Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert. RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,397 1 ,682 9:48 PM - 22 Oct 2012

Twitter Users Share Donald Trump's Best Tweets In The Wake Of His Suspension

people share the funniest things they've heard others say in their sleep | thumbnail Text - Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy 00 Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?" 9:44 AM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 9.9K Retweets 1.8K Quote Tweets 166.2K Likes Mark Blacklock 000 @MarxMedia Replying to @Joanna_Hardy Much better than a partner who rises bolt upright slowly, silently as if from t

People Reveal Funniest Things They've Heard Others Say In Their Sleep

this week's best animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Sarah Ellis Fox 000 @sarahellisfox I thought I was being clever, putting the litter box on wheels so I could slide it out from under the stairs, but I have inadvertently created a Mad Max-esque vehicle which my cat uses to roll around the house, dragging himself with his front paws, the entire time shitting. 4:49 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11.5K Retweets 664 Quote Tweets 99.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Funny Animal Tweets

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Funny tweets about places that have tighter security than the capitol | RACHIE Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. | cake box and Cheeto door lock

Twitter Thread Roasts The Capitol's Apparent Lack Of Security

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

Funny twitter reactions and tweets about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West getting a divorce, gossip, relationships | Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly divorcing. At this difficult time, please give them the privacy and space they need to make a reality TV show and album about the breakup. | Jenna Danyellow Snow @Damnyew The second they posted these, claiming Kanye was inside, is the exact moment the jig was UP

24 Hilarious Twitter Reactions To The Kim & Kanye Divorce Rumors

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bean dad, beanchdel test, dads, twitter, trending tweets, funny tweets, parenting | Caroline Moss @CarolineMoss Does your dad pass the Beanchdel test Dad If I was 8 and I didn't know how to open a can with a can opener, how would you suggest I learn Take a can, an opener, start the opening, let you finish. Give you another can let you start yourself. Help if necessary. | Emily Seibel Yates @emsyates Replying to @CaroIineMoss my sweet, overthinking father

'Bean Dad' Inspires Twitter To Challenge Dads With 'Beanchdel Test'

cat tweets on why you should get a cat - thumbnail of a cat and iced coffee on the table and cat playing with iced coffee and the ice coffee spilled on the table without the cat present

Impurrant Reasons Why You Should Get A Cat (Tweets)