funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweets about kids saying very creepy things | elizabeth bruenig O @ebruenig am tucking my 4.5 y/o alright angel, sleep good, jane: did know our house there's secret door no jane can only see at night dark nope. not interested jane: and has big big big room inside am begging stop, | My daughter had an imaginary friend named Rusty. She stopped mentioning him and after while asked had become him? She told us she had rolled him up rug and shoved him down heaven hole. She pretty nonchalant about Neve

Twitter Thread: The Wildly Creepy Junk Kids Say

this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - am kanngieser @geotransversals ... old runs up clutching a picture of me holding a cat: 4 yr "papa, i found a picture of me when i was a cat!" 2:39 AM · Feb 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,451 Retweets 155 Quote Tweets 23.5K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (February 12)

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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt Ladies, if your boyfriend is holding a fish in his display photo, you don't have a boyfriend. He's in love with the fish in his display photo. He's going to marry her & go live in a lake with his new fish family. Know the signs. 8:16 PM Feb 9, 2021 · TweetDeck 72 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 790 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 10, 2021)

lawyer accidentally activates cat filter in meeting - thumbnail of zoom call with judge and someone with a cat filter "I'm here live, I'm not a cat," says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap "I can see that," responds judge

Lawyer Enters Virtual Court Hearing With Cat Filter Activated, Clarifies That He Is "Not A Cat"

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot M @VikingJonesy ... Bought my kids a donut maker and we tried making donuts and now I can't stand donuts or my kids 1:43 AM - Feb 7, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 787 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 9, 2021)

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funny tweets about parents totally depending on google to survive | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today. 8:44 PM · May 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App 14 Retweets 108 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parents Being Totally Dependent On Google To Survive

confused and funny tweets about extinct animals thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Frankie! ... @FrankieMooon How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere???? 9:07 AM Feb 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 168.2K Retweets 8,153 Quote Tweets 1.3M Likes'

Twitter Gets Funny About Extinct Animals (Viral Tweets)

funny memes about the struggles of being a picky eater | Dave Strogen DaveStrogen picky eater and go restaurant and start reading menu. immediately regret this decision. | courtney @courtney_haas_ Being picky eater sucks mamma dinner Probably something will hate Great Delivered

Relatable Memes About The Struggles Of Being A Picky Eater

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funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter, social media, memes, clever tweets, relatable, dumb jokes | tatum @50FirstTates if trump wins flying mexico. if biden wins flying mexico. this isn't political tweet am literal bird must migrate cold winter months

Latest Zingers From The Funny Side Of Twitter

funny and cute tweets about allowing your pets on the furniture thumbnail includes a picture of a dog sitting on a desk and two tweets 'Rectangle - NeuroCandies @NeuroCandies Are your pets allowed on the furniture? 6:15 AM - Jan 31, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 869 Retweets 2,786 Quote Tweets 25.2K Likes' 'Dog - Wendy Darling CC @Meidas_Wendy ... Replying to @NeuroCandies Absolutely not! 6:51 PM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android'

Funny Tweets About (Dis)Allowing Pets On Furniture

Funny memes about grammar | welcome mat. Thank oda MATT WELCOME welcome, Matt. MATT W ELCOME @button | Do like anyone? yeah Um have bf yeah Delivered Ohh haha RESTORATION 100

15 Grammar Memes For Pompous Intellectuals

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funny tweets, twitter memes, funny memes, memes, lol, stock market, gme, amc, trending memes, astrology, astrology memes, wall street | Bayann @_bayann_ astrology gf and stock market bf Grimes and Elon Musk | Beerbongs & Bentleys @dadwearingjeans Stock market bf and astrology gf Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

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Funny memes and tweets about being from the midwest | Normal People think burgers are best meal No0o, pizza is way better Wisconsinites Cheese YES | Taylor Ballek @tballek_ Midwest folk be like No yeah Yes %3D Yeah no No Yeah no sure Definitely

20 Relatable Memes & Tweets For Midwesterners

Funny Twitter memes, Me after investing, GameStop AMC Dogecoin, lol, stock market, reddit, r/wallstreetbets | melon baby @TaylorGearhart Me after making 5 dollars from investing in amc This is how I win | Nelson @_Baby_Drake_ Me after a long hard day of investing $22.50. .#investor #wallstreet fast food cook

'Me After Investing' Memes Boom As Twitter Plays The Stock Market

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Twitter roasts Jonathan Kay of Quillette for using Arm & Hammer dog shampoo | so it turns out I've been using dog shampoo on my hair for the last few months. (I only discovered it when I ran out and needed to get more.) this is partly my own fault but it doesnt help that @ArmandHammer has the word "pets" in like 4-pt typeface. I'm guessing this is common

Twitter's Roasting A Dude For Admitting To Using Dog Shampoo

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog surrounded by a rainbow 'Dog - Bri ... @brihindthescene she's an angel 1:07 AM - Jan 31, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 96.1K Retweets 1.9K Quote Tweets 840.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (February 1, 2021)