funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny memes and tweets, twitter, stupid memes, dank memes, truth, reddit memes, funny | earth in space: If human population held hands around equator significant portion them would drown | comic brain speaking to sleeping person: Hey goin sleep? Yes, now shut up Jesus T-posed save humanity

Funny Posts That Are Technically (And Annoyingly) True

Funny memes about cooking and food | recipe: 2 cloves garlic got pic of many garlic cloves | tries cook again fire alarms my house many times do have teach this lesson, old man? sponegbob squarepants fish

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Funny tweet from a Conor McGregor fan who got cropped out of a photo with him | tweet by erin safran if you're having a bad day just remember @thenotoriousmma cropped me out of our photo

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tweet by joshua 4 congress Tweet about wanting a better life for others via universal healthcare, free college, and paid maternal leave | i don't have kids & probably never will i support universal childcare & paid maternal leave i'm never going back to college i support free college. i don't make min wage i support increasing it above the cost of living. this is called "wanting a better life for people"

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Depressing tweets, dystopian tweets, capitalism, late-stage capitalism, healthcare, insurance | West Virginia charges prisoners 3 cents minute read e-books free library, despite earning less than $1 an hour West Virginia charges prisoners 3 cents minute read e-books free library | This woman who attacked by bear California and had her face ripped off did reddit AMA and she said worst part about experience dealing with her health insurance provider after fact

Dystopian Tweets For People Who Want To Be Depressed

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Wholesome tweets of the week | tweet by Harry @wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out Christmas and he's been moving around house scare my Mum pics of a rowan atkinson cardboard cut out standing in different locations in a house

Wholesome Things That Happened In The Past Week And Deserve Emoji Hearts (Tweets)

Funniest relationship tweets | Dad DAD @thedad Marriage is finding balance between not losing who are as an individual and understanding she's right, Star Wars posters bedroom isn't good look.

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room | tweet by lucy topping OH NO pic of two pigeons standing against a yellow wall on top of a shelves unit pile of books or board games

Funny Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room

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funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind

'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

zoos amazon review animals twitter tweets funny lol cute rate rating | Owl Oregon Zoo O @OregonZoo WONT BE DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality No distortion at full volume but bass is little weak. Top rotates which is plus rateaspecies O 2,440 7:03 PM Mar 9, 2018

Zoos Rating Species In The Form Of An Amazon Review

Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

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Funny tweets about Keanu Reeves lookalike who is allegedly a Donald Trump supporter, twitter thread | facebook post by Bill Montanary OperationFlagDrop Maryland Bike Show this past weekend with Keanu. Apparently he restores antique bikes and is Trump supporter with Cheryl Putnam. TOYOTA TRUMP 2020 KEEP AMERICA GREAT! Kawasaki | tweet by SARA @chanelwhoree_ Replying ogrods ordered online vs my package arrives

Fake Keanu Impresses Trump Supporter, Inspires Twitter Comedy

jimmy fallon, fired, funny tweets, job, twitter, work | tweet by Jayme Really @JaymeMckenna #HowlGotFired went work one day and my manager explained our meeting previous day, while sleeping, she had fired.

Funniest 'How I Got Fired' Tweets

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ According labor laws allowed an hour lunch and two fifteen minute breaks Store Manager: Ma'am don't work here and not watching kids

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2020)

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Cat Photos turned into Tiny Sculptures | photo of an orange cat with white paws and a mustache in the snow captured mid jump in a funny pose with its body curved to the side and its back legs on the ground, small sculpture of the same cat photographed from different angles

Japanese Artist Turns Funny Cat Photos He Finds Online Into Tiny Sculptures

Funny Things Kids Say About Animals | tweet by James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: There's spider my room won't hurt 5: Did spider tell say

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