funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

Twenty-Two 'Very British Problems' For The Limeys

Funny tweets about Keanu Reeves lookalike who is allegedly a Donald Trump supporter, twitter thread | facebook post by Bill Montanary OperationFlagDrop Maryland Bike Show this past weekend with Keanu. Apparently he restores antique bikes and is Trump supporter with Cheryl Putnam. TOYOTA TRUMP 2020 KEEP AMERICA GREAT! Kawasaki | tweet by SARA @chanelwhoree_ Replying ogrods ordered online vs my package arrives

Fake Keanu Impresses Trump Supporter, Inspires Twitter Comedy

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jimmy fallon, fired, funny tweets, job, twitter, work | tweet by Jayme Really @JaymeMckenna #HowlGotFired went work one day and my manager explained our meeting previous day, while sleeping, she had fired.

Funniest 'How I Got Fired' Tweets

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ According labor laws allowed an hour lunch and two fifteen minute breaks Store Manager: Ma'am don't work here and not watching kids

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2020)

Cat Photos turned into Tiny Sculptures | photo of an orange cat with white paws and a mustache in the snow captured mid jump in a funny pose with its body curved to the side and its back legs on the ground, small sculpture of the same cat photographed from different angles

Japanese Artist Turns Funny Cat Photos He Finds Online Into Tiny Sculptures

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Funny Things Kids Say About Animals | tweet by James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: There's spider my room won't hurt 5: Did spider tell say

Dad Tweets The Funniest Things His Daughters Say About Animals

Galentine's day, funny tweets, women, friendship, friends, valentines day, female, empowerment, support | tweet abbey @louisavontrapp valentines day is garbage fake holiday but galentine's day is beautiful and wholesome and fun fake holiday and will die defending

A Collection Of The Best Galentine's Day Tweets

Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

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Funny captions from new york times style editor choire sicha covering the oscars, adam driver, timothee chalamet, janelle monae | Heather Kelly @heatherkelly Shout out drunk intern having blast writing NYT Oscars captions. Who's going drive home, Adam Driver? Favorito! At Governors Ball. Everyone's number one joke today is Oscar voters didn't know Parasite about them.

New York Times' Oscars Style Captions Were A Delightful Comedy Surprise

tweet by Vegan 6ix God @VEGASHI269 Just washed my cow, tell her she's cute pics of a baby cow in a bathtub and wrapped in a towel

She's the cutest!

funny memes about pete buttigieg wearing bright green headphones, spotify, music, bernie sanders, democrats, presidential elections | tweet by Lion Ryan @rynowill75 HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FORE! Hip Be Square Huey Lewis News. American Psycho movie reference Patrick Bateman murderer

Photo Of Pete Buttigieg In Headphones Gets Roasted On Twitter

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Funny random memes | Dad fast asleep channel gets changed Dad: Hey watching wwe pro wrestling the undertaker sitting up in his coffin. getting ready event vs at event @lonerslifestyle saint west kardashian family

Thirty Simpleton Memes For The Critically Bored

Twitter, memes, president Donald Trump photograph face spray fake tan orange circle unblended bronzer makeup | Can somebody get President United States beauty blender half peeled orange

Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

tweet by Health Nerd @GidMK my wife and i never baby talk to our kids we use full sentences and a wide vocabulary my daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation adults are shocked at her social aptitude my 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4 syllable words which is impressive bc they're both cats

Quite Impressive

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Funny memes, dank memes, robert pattinson, robert pattinson memes | this is the first time i've seen this guy not look like he took an adderall and robber a pet store after not sleeping for 5 days robert pattinson for time out magazine smiling with flowers

He's Looking Good

Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

Wasn't Clear Before