funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny roasts from wendy's trying to roast mcdonald's in an attempt to promote their new breakfast menu | Wendy's @Wendys Hey @McDonalds, roast us. bear-ly func @BearCherian Replying Can't find roast setting on their microwave UNO @realUNOgame UNO Replying could never SKIP this. Wendy's @Wendys Draw 4 4

Wendy's Roasts McDonald's To Announce Their New Breakfast Menu

Wholesome tweet about feeling better about yourself by imagining what steve irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert.

Aw

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Guy Was Spotted Taking a Nap At The Super Bowl | man sleeping while sitting upright in the last row of seats of a sports venue, some men in jerseys and hats are standing in front of him watching a game

Twitter Is Still In Shock: This Fan Was Spotted Taking a Nap At The Super Bowl

Funniest animal tweets of the week | Abbie @AbbieEvansXO [waking up discover speak cat] Cat murderously glowering could name Princess Fairy Floofball also quite upset could name Can Opener 9:28 pm 23 Jan 2020 Twitter Web App 135 Retweets 841 Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (February 3rd, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Behind every photo taken at home is mom pushing random crap out way so her house appears clean

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 2nd, 2020)

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tweet by sarcasmmother if snails are so slow how come nobody see them coming? it's always like bam there's a snail

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Funny memes and Twitter reactions to Elon Musk releasing a new song, called "Don't Doubt ur Vibe" | elon musk as lil elon with multiple facial tattoos related to money and his companies parodying rappers with a similar aesthetic. joker dancing on stairs with mini joker: elonmusk toss coin witcher don't doubt vibe

Elon Musk Released Yet Another Cringe-Inducing New Song, Internet Reacts

Funny random memes and tweets | kronk the emperor's new groove: Jordan @littlemiss_WDE Biggest scam ever: apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on blanket all day while can literally hear children beating on walls. No, no. He's got point. man leaning in to kiss the forehead of a football player with bleached hair: pours coke into glass too fast

Thirty-Six Scroll-Worthy Memes That Require No Effort

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funny memes, funny tweets, shrek memes, lord of the rings memes, gimli, dank memes, twitter memes | lotr lord of the rings gimli dwarf: Bridge invented 130 B.C People 131 B.C: Toss me. confused math lady: MY FRIENDS PLAY STRATEGY GAMES 30° 459 60° jsin xdhe cosx +C 10 sin igx +C. COs tan 60 dx +C sinx 30° eiad arcig +x Aac PLAY STRATEGY GAMES Do really look lke guy with plan?

A Crap Ton Of Memes For Discerning Time Wasters

Funny Pakalu Papito tweet that reads, "How do I play hard to get when I'm already hard to want"

Me IRL

The Real Meaning Behind Corporate Catchphrases | tweet by Jamie Keller SCGCON @Jamie7Keller Replying delia_p wanted follow up forgot didn't Didn't Am joke

'Per My Last Email': The Real Meaning Behind Corporate Catchphrases

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funny memes and tweets about job interviews | stock photography people in suits [interview] Employer: So why do think be good waiter could say Bring lot table Employer whispers holy shit @thepunningman Interviewer would describe yourself verbally, but l've also prepared dance

Memes & Tweets For Anyone Struggling With The Job Hunt

Funny meme about Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga competing for role of Cleopatra, funny tweet about how scarlett johnansson should get it | tweet by musebuff it is being reported that lady gaga and angelina jolie are currently competing to play cleopatra in an upcoming movie. who would you like to see play the role? neither bc cleopatra wasn't white. do the right thing and give the role to scarlett johansson

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn

netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020

Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

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funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

tweets gender products wtf funny lol why weird twitter men woman | tweet by themouseyouknow unnecessarily gendered products, a thread: the 2 genders man and apricot. FOR YOU shampoo for men, FOR YOU shampoo apricot

Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

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Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

A Furry Frenzy of 30+ Fantastic Animals in Feel Good Vibes for Sunday Scrolls

A Furry Frenzy of 30+ Fantastic Animals in Feel Good Vibes for Sunday Scrolls

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

21 Pawdorable Pictures of Cats Winning at Winter Activities

21 Pawdorable Pictures of Cats Winning at Winter Activities

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

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