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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - @wwardzzjb_ life hack to helping seasonal depression: count down the days till December 11th because from there on out, sunset starts happening later everyday. So technically that means only 5 weeks and 2 days of the days becoming shorter then after that they're getting longer again – | 12:40 AM · Nov 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Wild Life Hacks Of The Week

Funny tweets about expectation vs. reality of how we think we look | thumbnail text - Vinny @rwiggumrules ... What I think I look like in a floral shirt vs. what I actually look like 7:39 PM · Jul 23, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 673 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 2,665 Likes B ... @bethanyellennx What I think I look like with my hair in a high bun vs. What I actually look like 10:02 PM · Aug 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,944 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 13.5K Likes

Funny Expectation Vs. Reality Tweets About How We Think We Look

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, but very true'| thumbnail text - Rude Astrology: The Knowledg... @Rude_Astrology RUDE Venus is in Capricorn *checks bank account* *increases age range on Tinder to 55+*

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, But Very True'

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season| thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can't remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won't go home with him 1:07 AM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,707 Retweets 769 Quote Tweets 164K Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season

Sexist Tweets From Guys Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women| thumbnail text - being a girl must be so easy, all u do is cry all day and text 15 different guys 6:03 am 15/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone 19.6K Retweets 143K Likes

Sexist Tweets From Men Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women

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Moose Wreaks Havoc By Breaking Into Saskatoon School

Funny and relatable memes about being over 30 | thumbnail text - When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts Sara Levine @saralememe 30s are weird because half friends are getting married and half are getting ghosted left and right but none us know health insurance works and think 's beautiful

Accurate Memes For Anyone Over 30, Who Isn't Aging As Well As They'd Hoped

Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

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People Dunk On Terribly Designed Loft Apartment

Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL| Thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta ... choosing one very special trick-or- treater to come inside and have a salmon dinner with me and my family 2:30 AM · 10/30/21 · Twitter Web App 1,902 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 36.2K Likes

Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL

twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - Bibsy @ImBibsy LIFE HACK: A trip to target is cheaper than couples counseling 11:16 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Ridiculous Life Hacks We Might Just Implement This Week

funny tweets from husbands who think they're funny | thumbnail text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth ... Can you please stop breathing like that? -A marriage story 2:01 AM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,083 Likes

Tweets From Husbands Who Think They're Funny

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'| Thumbnail text - mélanie @earthdombaby If Halloween wasn't during Scorpio season I probably wouldn't believe in astrology 2:30 AM · Oct 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail is a tweet saying 'HUMAN TERRIBLE THING HAPPEN CAT Cat SLEEPING SUN PUDDLE BUT SUN PUDDLE DIFFERENT PLACE NOw yeah Earth's rotation means sun is constantly changing positions sky Cat: Cat: Cat: MAKE NOT HAPPENING can't Cat: UR USELESS HUMAN'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 29, 2021)

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off| thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec I'm disabling notifications from my kids by locking this bathroom door. 4:25 AM · 10/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 162 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off

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Employee takes an interview from a competitor, CEO finds out, employee gets fired: 'I'm honestly baffled by the situation'

Employee takes an interview from a competitor, CEO finds out, employee gets fired: 'I'm honestly baffled by the situation'

Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

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30+ Wholesome Cat Memes to Heal the Feline-Shaped Hole in Your Heart

30+ Wholesome Cat Memes to Heal the Feline-Shaped Hole in Your Heart

31-year-old woman shares 8-part saga about entitled old neighbor who thinks she owns the entire building: 'I repeated that this was my home and she couldn’t walk in whenever she wanted'

31-year-old woman shares 8-part saga about entitled old neighbor who thinks she owns the entire building: 'I repeated that this was my home and she couldn’t walk in whenever she wanted'

30+ Feline Funnies Featuring Cats Being Unapologetically Cat

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