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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

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Funny tweet that reads, "When I say I'm in my bag all 2020 this is what I mean" above a photo of a guy wearing a tent over his head on a flight to prevent from getting coronavirus

Kindly Get Out Of My Face

Funny random memes | gollum in a face mask IF UGLY, BUT HAVE PRETTY EYES THIS IS CHANCE!! | call time out during tag caught corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal jelly sandwich power rangers lunchbox

Funny AF Memes And Tweets To Get You Through The Day

Funny tweet that reads, "I'd rather be put in the luggage hold than have to sit like this on a plane" above an image of four people facing each other on an airplane

Hell To The Naw

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Funny tweet that reads, "I'm at the 'Got in my car and drove a few feet away just to sit there alone' stage of quarantine"

F*ckin' Same

jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes

Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

Oh Hey There

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Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

Twenty-Eight Excellent Memes That Don't Require An IQ

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Gave my man a quarantine fade" above photos of a guy's terrible haircut

Perfect

Funny random memes | fish choking see couples post about much they love each other | cat with raised hair need stop being lonely and talk people Someone: Hey :

Thirty Entertaining Posts Of Mediocre Quality

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Funny tweet about sanitizing everything during the coronavirus quarantine | just clorox wiped a bottle of purell and purelled my hands cuz i touched the clorox bottle

There's No End In Sight

Funny memes about what one looked like on March vs. April 1st | fit buff Chris Hemsworth in Thor Ragnarok vs overweight fat Thor in Avengers Endgame | Star Wars droid R2D2 and a trash can

'March 1st vs. April 1st' Memes Depict How God-Awful March Was

Funny tweet that reads, "Kinda looks like the billionaires aren't going to save us"

Absolutely Shocking

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Funny and cute tweets from Twitter account 'Thoughts of Dog' | Thoughts Dog @dog_feelings know put pill my rolled up cheese slice not mad about would simply appreciate. if would be honest with next time

Fifteen Times 'Thoughts Of Dog' Got Our Feets A-Tippy Tappin'

Funny and cute tweets from Twitter account 'Thoughts of Dog' | Thoughts Dog @dog_feelings know put pill my rolled up cheese slice not mad about would simply appreciate. if would be honest with next time

Fifteen Times 'Thoughts Of Dog' Got Our Feets A-Tippy Tappin'

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Company forces return to office to increase productivity, accidentally teaches employees to stop working after 5 pm: 'These bosses don't understand the world changing around them'

Company forces return to office to increase productivity, accidentally teaches employees to stop working after 5 pm: 'These bosses don't understand the world changing around them'

Employee receives 2% raise after making $5 million for company, manager flips out when he refuses employee of the month award in meeting: 'He said he didn't want it'

Employee receives 2% raise after making $5 million for company, manager flips out when he refuses employee of the month award in meeting: 'He said he didn't want it'

29 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cute Creatures You Adore Furever: Cats

29 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cute Creatures You Adore Furever: Cats

Team lead quits on the spot after upper management reprimands him for giving employees 5 out of 5 on their performance reviews: 'You quite literally will never be good enough in their eyes, by design'

Team lead quits on the spot after upper management reprimands him for giving employees 5 out of 5 on their performance reviews: 'You quite literally will never be good enough in their eyes, by design'

29 Arctic Animal Antics to Thaw Your Winter With Wholesome Memes

29 Arctic Animal Antics to Thaw Your Winter With Wholesome Memes

40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'

40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'

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