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Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

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Funny tweet that reads, "When I say I'm in my bag all 2020 this is what I mean" above a photo of a guy wearing a tent over his head on a flight to prevent from getting coronavirus

Kindly Get Out Of My Face

Funny random memes | gollum in a face mask IF UGLY, BUT HAVE PRETTY EYES THIS IS CHANCE!! | call time out during tag caught corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal jelly sandwich power rangers lunchbox

Funny AF Memes And Tweets To Get You Through The Day

Funny tweet that reads, "I'd rather be put in the luggage hold than have to sit like this on a plane" above an image of four people facing each other on an airplane

Hell To The Naw

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Funny tweet that reads, "I'm at the 'Got in my car and drove a few feet away just to sit there alone' stage of quarantine"

F*ckin' Same

jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes

Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

Oh Hey There

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Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

Twenty-Eight Excellent Memes That Don't Require An IQ

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Gave my man a quarantine fade" above photos of a guy's terrible haircut

Perfect

Funny random memes | fish choking see couples post about much they love each other | cat with raised hair need stop being lonely and talk people Someone: Hey :

Thirty Entertaining Posts Of Mediocre Quality

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Funny tweet about sanitizing everything during the coronavirus quarantine | just clorox wiped a bottle of purell and purelled my hands cuz i touched the clorox bottle

There's No End In Sight

Funny memes about what one looked like on March vs. April 1st | fit buff Chris Hemsworth in Thor Ragnarok vs overweight fat Thor in Avengers Endgame | Star Wars droid R2D2 and a trash can

'March 1st vs. April 1st' Memes Depict How God-Awful March Was

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Elderly neighbor demands resident next door stop parking in front of their own house, claiming it's too close to her driveway, resident says: ‘This is not a reasonable ask’

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21 Ridiculously Self-Important LinkedIn Posts to Welcome You Back to the Workforce

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Employee triples workplace productivity, but her boss still complains about her leaving early a few times, pushing her to deliberately work slower instead of making the company more money

Employee triples workplace productivity, but her boss still complains about her leaving early a few times, pushing her to deliberately work slower instead of making the company more money

Employee takes 8 brownies from communal tray, coworker considers stopping baking for the office

Employee takes 8 brownies from communal tray, coworker considers stopping baking for the office

Mom charges her daughter $1,100 a month in rent and bills the moment she turns 18, tells her to donate plasma when she can't afford it: 'Why is it my responsibility?'

Mom charges her daughter $1,100 a month in rent and bills the moment she turns 18, tells her to donate plasma when she can't afford it: 'Why is it my responsibility?'

22 Purrfectly Romantic Cat Memes to Send Your Sweetheart

22 Purrfectly Romantic Cat Memes to Send Your Sweetheart

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