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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - dee lomas #FBPE #3.5% #FBPPR #GobShiteClub ... @deelomas Life hack No 14. Put booze in a cough syrup bottle and you can do shots at work. As a bonus people will think you're sick and stay away from you. Follow me for more employment enhancement tips. 11:48 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Silliest Twitter Life Hacks We Might Just Try Out

John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok| thumbnail text - Everything new I learn about Olivia Munn and John Mulaney I learn against my will 11:43 AM · Oct 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,993 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 35.4K Likes

John Mulaney And Olivia Munn's Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - kay @kayxstars the geminis have been oddly quiet lately... what are they plotting

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name| thumbnail text - Hannah ... @hannahchrstina when I was in year 1, the whole class were playing a spy game together where your spy name was your name spelled backwards

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name

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25+ Things That Are Embarrassing When They Have No Reason To Be

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People Are Horrified At This Aesthetic Account’s Idea Of A Perfect Date

list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail includes a blue gradient and the tweet 'When you give a cat a treat would the human equivalent be like someone giving you, like, a skittle, or more like a hot pocket?' and 'My cat must think l'm so dumb considering how often I sing to him about the fact that he is a cat.'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 22)

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Guy Divides Opinion With Bizarre Method Of “Sitting” On A Chair

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM. 3:08 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 400 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4,275 Likes

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood

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Wily British Man Steals Neighbor’s Mushrooms, Exposes The Absurdity Of Village Life

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Entertaining Thread Trolls People Who Sleep On Their Stomach

Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Feel Confused But Also Like Rockstars

list of cute cats celebrating thanksgiving with photos | thumbnail includes photo of cat staring at thanksgiving food and text 'Olive the Canadian-Russian Blue takes her duties as Thanksgiving feast inspector seriously (in addition to her duties as Emergency Medical Kitty).'

15 Cats Who Celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving Purrfectly: Cute Twitter Thread

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Starbucks Drive Thru Prank Sparks Joyful Thread On All The Best Uses Of Googly Eyes

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Kid Climbs The Shelves In Lowe’s, Inspires Witty Jokes From Twitter

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'It was the best feeling... giving my boss 2 weeks' notice': 20 Employees who quit their jobs on the spot

'It was the best feeling... giving my boss 2 weeks' notice': 20 Employees who quit their jobs on the spot

'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

'He called me back in about 3 minutes': Mechanic goes $300 over agreed repair budget and threatens to keep customer’s truck, customer refuses to pay and calls his bluff

'He called me back in about 3 minutes': Mechanic goes $300 over agreed repair budget and threatens to keep customer’s truck, customer refuses to pay and calls his bluff

30 Wholesome Whiskered Funnies Full of Feline Sass and Everything Nice

30 Wholesome Whiskered Funnies Full of Feline Sass and Everything Nice

35+ Lord of the Rings Memes for OG Fans Who Were There 3000 Years Ago (August 21, 2025)

35+ Lord of the Rings Memes for OG Fans Who Were There 3000 Years Ago (August 21, 2025)

'I do all the work for him to get all the credit': Employee discovers he's leaving the company after boss announces his departure at a company-wide meeting

'I do all the work for him to get all the credit': Employee discovers he's leaving the company after boss announces his departure at a company-wide meeting