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Funny Mansplaining Tweets For The Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet| thumbnail text - nona @Thenamesnona why would i read marx when i can have it mansplained to me in 30 minutes by half of my tinder matches? 2:44 PM · Nov 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Mansplaining Tweets For Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet

steamy relatable tweets about hot chocolate | thumbnail text - miss hoes ... @prettyv1rgo yes i'm too good for hot chocolate made with water 9:03 PM Dec 20, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 531 Quote Tweets 44.4K Likes

Steamy Tweets About Hot Chocolate For The Cocoa Addicts Out There

relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

Funny Women's Tweets For The Modern Hilarious Woman| thumbnail text - + grassfed coochie @janaethebaee why as a shoulder bag..would you fall off of my shoulder every time i bend over ¿?? •... are you not embarrazzed 5:01 PM · 11/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 252 Quote Tweets 72.4K Likes

Funny Women's Tweets For The Modern Hilarious Woman

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things| thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT sayI had to get my toddler to stop calling the 99 toilet seat the "butt hole." 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - @wwardzzjb_ life hack to helping seasonal depression: count down the days till December 11th because from there on out, sunset starts happening later everyday. So technically that means only 5 weeks and 2 days of the days becoming shorter then after that they're getting longer again – | 12:40 AM · Nov 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Wild Life Hacks Of The Week

Funny tweets about expectation vs. reality of how we think we look | thumbnail text - Vinny @rwiggumrules ... What I think I look like in a floral shirt vs. what I actually look like 7:39 PM · Jul 23, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 673 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 2,665 Likes B ... @bethanyellennx What I think I look like with my hair in a high bun vs. What I actually look like 10:02 PM · Aug 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,944 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 13.5K Likes

Funny Expectation Vs. Reality Tweets About How We Think We Look

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, but very true'| thumbnail text - Rude Astrology: The Knowledg... @Rude_Astrology RUDE Venus is in Capricorn *checks bank account* *increases age range on Tinder to 55+*

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, But Very True'

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season| thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can't remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won't go home with him 1:07 AM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,707 Retweets 769 Quote Tweets 164K Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season

Sexist Tweets From Guys Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women| thumbnail text - being a girl must be so easy, all u do is cry all day and text 15 different guys 6:03 am 15/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone 19.6K Retweets 143K Likes

Sexist Tweets From Men Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women

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Moose Wreaks Havoc By Breaking Into Saskatoon School

tweets about being introverts for anyone hiding inside| thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip l've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others. 5:41 AM Jun 26, 2020 · TweetDeck 8,331 Retweets 189 Quote Tweets 26.5K Likes

Tweets About Being An Introvert For Anyone Hiding Inside

Funny and relatable memes about being over 30 | thumbnail text - When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts Sara Levine @saralememe 30s are weird because half friends are getting married and half are getting ghosted left and right but none us know health insurance works and think 's beautiful

Accurate Memes For Anyone Over 30, Who Isn't Aging As Well As They'd Hoped

Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

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People Dunk On Terribly Designed Loft Apartment

funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

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CEO kept moving employee’s personal chair to his desk every morning, so employee quietly ended the fight by storing it in his car: '[He] said it wasn't right I had a nicer chair than he did'

CEO kept moving employee’s personal chair to his desk every morning, so employee quietly ended the fight by storing it in his car: '[He] said it wasn't right I had a nicer chair than he did'

20+ Retail workers whose customers got instant karma: 'Guy stole $60 headlights... and had to have his car towed'

20+ Retail workers whose customers got instant karma: 'Guy stole $60 headlights... and had to have his car towed'

41-year-old mom and her 20-year-old son move in with her 38-year-old boyfriend, son constantly disrespects boyfriend and refuses to do chores or pay rent: 'He acts like he’s doing me a favor by just existing here'

41-year-old mom and her 20-year-old son move in with her 38-year-old boyfriend, son constantly disrespects boyfriend and refuses to do chores or pay rent: 'He acts like he’s doing me a favor by just existing here'

Employee told they're not allowed to work from home, when they're asked to finish something urgently on the weekend they remind management of "the policy": 'I will get to it on Monday whenever I have the opportunity. Everything will be late'

Employee told they're not allowed to work from home, when they're asked to finish something urgently on the weekend they remind management of "the policy": 'I will get to it on Monday whenever I have the opportunity. Everything will be late'

'The thought of leaving and never seeing him again absolutely breaks my heart':12-year-old tabby Rupert finds love and peace with chosen neighbors who must decide to take him when they move or leave him at his neglectful home

'The thought of leaving and never seeing him again absolutely breaks my heart':12-year-old tabby Rupert finds love and peace with chosen neighbors who must decide to take him when they move or leave him at his neglectful home

Grandpa takes easily overwhelmed 6-year-old on surprise day trip, demands daughter-in-law pay damages after she is sick in his car: 'He thinks it's fair because he wanted to do something nice'

Grandpa takes easily overwhelmed 6-year-old on surprise day trip, demands daughter-in-law pay damages after she is sick in his car: 'He thinks it's fair because he wanted to do something nice'