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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

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funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

Funny memes that are relatable | Being shy and not talking Saying wrong things metronome | Sorry can't come every single piece clothing own looks stupid on 10 egirlezclub Kim Kardashian crying on the phone

Fourteen Highly Relatable Memes That Spoke To Us

Funny random memes | need new people my life" Still ww New people New people New people Homer Simpson closing garage door on Ned Flanders | Writes first 3 words an essay an exhausting day man sleeping in bed

Thirty-Six Silly Memes To Cure The Pain Of Boredom

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funny twitter thread on why babies are problematic - cover pic ash @ARTSHL3Y 3) they especially prey on women. women lose sleep, their own BODILY FLUIDS, and sanity all just these misogynists are still allowing and supporting this 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter iPhone

Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android

Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp

Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

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Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

Funny tweet that makes puns out of Soulja Boy, Dr. Dre, and Adele | Demic Soulja Boy not even a Soldier, Dr. Dre aint even a Doctor. Keep it going! @Mattmateee Adele isn't even a computer

Superman That Hoe

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.

Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means

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funny tweets generational gap twitter generation z generation x | steph @liftinglentils "millenials spend all their money on luxuries says generation insists on having expensive sets good" plates as well as regular plates as if anyone gives sh.t

Funny Tweets Describing Generational Gaps

Funny dank memes entitled, "What If It Was All A Dream?" | voyager @VOYAGERsongs if all just dream? backgrounds from popular memes with the character or object of focus missing | Google Adam Sandler @patrickwarburtonfan53 Q All 8 Maps O Videos 8 Images O Shopping More Settings Tools search Adam Sandler did not match any documents. Suggestions Make sure all words are spelled correctly Try different keywords Try more general keywords ALL DREAM

'It Was All A Dream' Memes Imagine An Alternate Reality

Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

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Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

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Company forces return to office to increase productivity, accidentally teaches employees to stop working after 5 pm: 'These bosses don't understand the world changing around them'

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Employee receives 2% raise after making $5 million for company, manager flips out when he refuses employee of the month award in meeting: 'He said he didn't want it'

Employee receives 2% raise after making $5 million for company, manager flips out when he refuses employee of the month award in meeting: 'He said he didn't want it'

29 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cute Creatures You Adore Furever: Cats

29 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cute Creatures You Adore Furever: Cats

Team lead quits on the spot after upper management reprimands him for giving employees 5 out of 5 on their performance reviews: 'You quite literally will never be good enough in their eyes, by design'

Team lead quits on the spot after upper management reprimands him for giving employees 5 out of 5 on their performance reviews: 'You quite literally will never be good enough in their eyes, by design'

29 Arctic Animal Antics to Thaw Your Winter With Wholesome Memes

29 Arctic Animal Antics to Thaw Your Winter With Wholesome Memes

40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'

40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'

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