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Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

womens memes which men will never relate to | thumbnail text - me getting two bottles of wine at the store and telling myself one is for tonight and one is for tomorrow night Me at 6am applying makeup half awake & half dead trying to cover up how tired I am

A Fresh Batch Of Women's Memes Which Men Will Never Relate To

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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

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Parents Vent About Dreaded The Back-To-School Season On Twitter| Thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT say I had to get my toddler to stop calling the toilet seat the "butt hole." 99 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App 15 Retweets 105 Likes

Parents Vent About The Dreaded Back-To-School Season On Twitter

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Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing| Thumbnail text - Cinterviewer inspired empowerment women Allie RealDeal Absolutely poetic display mansplain Can can jump there and then can talk?

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor| Thumbnail text - an anxious panda @thehubrispanda ... excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you. 2:39 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android 471 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,256 Likes

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor

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Today In Things That Will Break A Macbook: A Single Grain Of Chipotle Rice

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deserve A Patience Award| thumbnail text - Lil Bit G @LizerReal ... sometimes you're having a good boob day and sometimes your baby points at your boob and says "banana" 12:43 AM - 9/13/21 · Twitter Web App 47 Retweets 409 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deserve A Patience Award

Impressively Dumb Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter| thumbnail text - well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins 9+9= 19 months

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nell raban @nell_do_well we've got 'mansplaining' for when a man explains to you something you already know but here's a new one: 'dudespute,' when a man relentlessly questions your work because he doesn't understand what you're doing 1:16 AM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 905 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 4,016 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Must Be Shared With The World

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Eco Influencer Gets Roasted For Reinventing Corn Syrup As ‘Vegan Honey’

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers 5:17 PM · 9/5/21 · Twitter for iPhone 155 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 548 Likes

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought

Women's Tweets That Made Us Laugh Like Little Kids Again| Thumbnail text - ... @Love_bug1016 a girl at starbucks complimented my lip gloss. i didn't have the heart to tell her it was grease from the rotisserie chicken i just ate in the parking lot. 10:32 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter for iPhone 682 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 4,202 Likes

Women's Tweets That Made Us Laugh Like Little Kids Again

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Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea| thumbnail text - Komal Shahid @ArmedWithWords Being single is amazing because you don't have to read two astrology updates at the same time. 7:37 PM · Sep 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 25 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 440 Likes

Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea

Funny tweets about gyno appointments | thumbnail text - ... @MiraAmoeba how to book gyno appointment how much is one appointment where when where is my uterus WHERE 5:19 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Agonize Over The Awkwardness Of Their Gyno Appointments

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Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

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