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Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

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Man Discovers Amusing Hair Stylist Photo, Everyone Is Convinced It’s Melissa McCarthy

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Twitter Thread: Twilight Characters As Dogs

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Sinister-Looking ‘Croc Golem’ Has Ugly Footwear Fans Rethinking Their Life Choices

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With| Thumbnail text - mimi newman @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc 8:18 PM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra| Thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "I miss you" Virgos: “nvm it was just a 99 moment of weakness" 9:07 PM · Sep 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,781 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra

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Woman Calls Out Bossy Tinder Date In Amusing Thread

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them| Thumbnail text - Pate Gardner @pate_gardner Gen Z doesn't use the e emoji because their friends aren't fucking funny 6:57 PM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 312 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,629 Likes

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

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Creepy Footage Of A “Cryptid” Running On All Fours Is Giving Everyone The Heebie-Jeebies

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice| Thumbnail text - not gaurav @friedriceuncles tonight, i watch my father mansplain biology to my mother, a literal PhD in biology. good times. 8:23 PM · Aug 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice

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Suggestively Shaped Airship Has Everyone Saying The Same Thing

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

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Nepotistic Glassdoor Review Has Everybody Griping About People Falling Upwards

Funny parenting Tweets That Almost Made Us Drop Our Croissants| Thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal My son has a shirt that says, “my dad can beat up your dad," and honestly I don't like the pressure 3:54 PM · Aug 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny parenting Tweets That Almost Made Us Drop Our Croissants

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Snarky Takedown Of ‘Stomp Clap Hey’ Music Has People Reliving The Worst Of Early 2010s Culture