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people share the funniest things they've heard others say in their sleep | thumbnail Text - Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy 00 Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?" 9:44 AM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 9.9K Retweets 1.8K Quote Tweets 166.2K Likes Mark Blacklock 000 @MarxMedia Replying to @Joanna_Hardy Much better than a partner who rises bolt upright slowly, silently as if from t

People Reveal Funniest Things They've Heard Others Say In Their Sleep

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Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read

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People Tweet What The World Would Be Like #IfMenHadTheirWay| thumbnail text - End World Hunger Play in space for 10 minutes Grayson Alexander @AlexGrayson3 #IfMenHadltTheirWay oh wait.

People Tweet What The World Would Be Like #IfMenHadTheirWay

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This Week's Funniest Tinder Conversations

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience| thumbnail text - Danielle Nicki @Dani... Jul 25 #IfMenHadltTheirWay mansplaining would be an Olympic sport A MAN!A MAN HAS ARWEDI TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience

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People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter| thumbnail text - Shaun Galanos @thelovedrive Having chemistry with someone doesn't mean you have to date them (or sleep with them). Maybe you're supposed to open up a taco truck together. Chemistry is good for all relationships, not just romantic ones.

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter

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Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

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Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up

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Lively Thread Describes Tense Face Off Between One Man And A Bird

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists | thumbnail text - DILUXI POV: you're in the car with your mum Afatcow 18min Add songs Mom E broox MOBDEAD Where Are We Going O Treyarch, Malukah We Are Going Burning Spear Shopping DE LLXE The Jam Okay E Lil Baby, Lil Durk PLAYLIST Cooking sausages BSR 9 songs, 36 min 57 sec # TITLE ALBUM DATE ADDED Open Rhye Woman 2 days ago Packet O Jack Jetson SA Take Out Qway 2 days ago Ten Years of Butter Sessions, Vol 1 2 days ago Low Flung

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists

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54 Amusing Tweets From The Funny Minds Of Twitter

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People Are Freaking Out At This Photo Of Camouflage Clothing Actually Working

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets| Thumbnail text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Would be more impressed if Bezos could last 11 minutes on a Spirit flight 5:14 PM · 7/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 827 Likes

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes

This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes

Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

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28 Feline Funnies Featuring the Feisty Cat Energy You Know From Your Own Cats

Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

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30+ Wholesome Cat Memes to Heal the Feline-Shaped Hole in Your Heart

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Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

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30+ Feline Funnies Featuring Cats Being Unapologetically Cat

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