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Tweet that reads, "Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses"

Huh, Fair Point

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Text that reads, "Crayola's senior crayon maker, Emerson Moser, who molded a record-breaking 1.4 billion crayons in his 37-year career, announced upon his retirement that he was colorblind"

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Tweet that reads, "We're two years away from the roaring twenties and if you think I'm not gonna party like Gatsby from 2020-2029 then you're absolutely wrong old sport"

Hell Yeah

Tweet that reads, "Family: Why would you get tattoos? They're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent; Also family: Have a baby"

The Realest Thing I've Read All Day

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Tweet that reads, "I let my dog live with me all year long and her rent is wearing a Halloween costume in October"

Seems Like A Fair Trade

Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series

Really Hope He Got The Job

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Every Time

Tweet that reads, "Sorry I didn't text you back, I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up a actually forgetting"

Literally Same

Tweet that reads, "Does anyone else write things they already did in their planner just so you can cross it out and feel accomplished"

Yes.

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Tweet that reads, "My essay is 642 words and I need 700;" someone replies with, "Change the word color to white and jwjbrjkreklshbfs away at your keyboard"

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Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss

Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss

36 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (March 16, 2026)

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New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

'The village cat just turned 26': Small Italian town celebrates Filippo, a sweet senior feline that defines what it is to live the relaxed and rural lifestyle

'The village cat just turned 26': Small Italian town celebrates Filippo, a sweet senior feline that defines what it is to live the relaxed and rural lifestyle

Worker surprised by manager's reaction when they give their 2 weeks' notice, manager demands that they stay longer and give 1 month total: '[My] manager is upset that I didn't give "advanced notice"'

Worker surprised by manager's reaction when they give their 2 weeks' notice, manager demands that they stay longer and give 1 month total: '[My] manager is upset that I didn't give "advanced notice"'

'Promoted at 12, laid off by 2 PM': Company leader publicly congratulates worker who has already been fired

'Promoted at 12, laid off by 2 PM': Company leader publicly congratulates worker who has already been fired

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