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Text that reads, "I love the look waiters give me like 'she won't eat all this.' HAHA stand back and watch me Paul"

Don't Underestimate Me

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26 Amusing Memes That'll Get You Cry-Laughing

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Tweet that reads, "Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses"

Huh, Fair Point

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Text that reads, "Crayola's senior crayon maker, Emerson Moser, who molded a record-breaking 1.4 billion crayons in his 37-year career, announced upon his retirement that he was colorblind"

PLOT TWIST

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Tweet that reads, "We're two years away from the roaring twenties and if you think I'm not gonna party like Gatsby from 2020-2029 then you're absolutely wrong old sport"

Hell Yeah

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Tweet that reads, "Family: Why would you get tattoos? They're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent; Also family: Have a baby"

The Realest Thing I've Read All Day

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Tweet that reads, "I let my dog live with me all year long and her rent is wearing a Halloween costume in October"

Seems Like A Fair Trade

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Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series

Really Hope He Got The Job

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35 Comical Memes To Help You Stave Off The Boredom

Funny meme about dating, getting played, funny tweet, twitter.

Every Time

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Tweet that reads, "Sorry I didn't text you back, I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up a actually forgetting"

Literally Same

Tweet that reads, "Does anyone else write things they already did in their planner just so you can cross it out and feel accomplished"

Yes.

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Employee takes 8 brownies from communal tray, coworker considers stopping baking for the office

Employee takes 8 brownies from communal tray, coworker considers stopping baking for the office

Arkansas woman rescues newborn "puppy" off the side of the road, but wildlife veterinarians tell her it isn't actually a dog at all

Arkansas woman rescues newborn "puppy" off the side of the road, but wildlife veterinarians tell her it isn't actually a dog at all

Elderly neighbor demands resident next door stop parking in front of their own house, claiming it's too close to her driveway, resident says: ‘This is not a reasonable ask’

Elderly neighbor demands resident next door stop parking in front of their own house, claiming it's too close to her driveway, resident says: ‘This is not a reasonable ask’

Employee triples workplace productivity, but her boss still complains about her leaving early a few times, pushing her to deliberately work slower instead of making the company more money

Employee triples workplace productivity, but her boss still complains about her leaving early a few times, pushing her to deliberately work slower instead of making the company more money

21 Ridiculously Self-Important LinkedIn Posts to Welcome You Back to the Workforce

21 Ridiculously Self-Important LinkedIn Posts to Welcome You Back to the Workforce

Mom charges her daughter $1,100 a month in rent and bills the moment she turns 18, tells her to donate plasma when she can't afford it: 'Why is it my responsibility?'

Mom charges her daughter $1,100 a month in rent and bills the moment she turns 18, tells her to donate plasma when she can't afford it: 'Why is it my responsibility?'

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