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30-year-old parents get ditched by their friends in the wilderness because they weren't warned that their “hike” was actually a strenuous bike ride: 'We don't own mountain bikes'
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Manager demands that "employee log every moment" of their time, employee complies, spends so much time filling in their timesheet that their billable hours tank: 'After 3 weeks my overhead total was sitting at 18.75 hours for a 40-hour week'
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Neighbor’s fencing contractor destroys Oregon homeowner's irrigation system and landscaping, they both deny responsibility, so he plans to sue them both: ‘The damage is around $4,500’
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After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice
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Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home
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