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Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse

Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

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Brutally Honest But Funny Tweets About Married Life

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Funniest relationship tweets | hot car gatorade (remix local_celeb if im going on date think regardless gender other person should pay. this is rooted fact don't want pay 6:44 pm 24 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.2K Retweets 375K Likes

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cool car plays toto's africa when the keys are forgotten inside

Man Modifies Wife's Car To Play Toto's "Africa" If She Forgets Keys

Cheating wife gets wiped out in the divorce due to clever revenge. | r/NuclearRevenge u/ThrowAway665544654 317d JOIN Cheating Wife Gets Wiped Out Divorce Mod's Favorite Found my best friend's wife's secret social media account. She sleeping with one our other friends told my friend about He just kinda shut down few weeks later he told never tell anyone knew she cheating or knew about account would casually ask him two them were every now and then. Always "great Every time saw them together they

Cheating Wife Gets Wiped Out In The Divorce

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A nasty mother-in-law bribe backfires terribly | r/pettyrevenge u/trollthemormons Join 2y mother--law bribe backfired This is not my story. This told by woman knew work several years ago; she's very sweet nurse. Nurse graduated nursing school and decided with her friend move one cities listed as having most eligible bachelors some publication. She moves and starts dating her future husband.

Nasty Mother-In-Law's Bribe Backfires

A husband's various hilarious attempts at making the bed every morning | Joanne Sterling Saturday at 5:55 PM After 45 years Jim is charge making bed every morning don't think he knows do with extra pillows | Here is today's design

Husband's Hilarious Attempts At Making The Bed

Funniest relationship tweets | carol @ballerguy Closure is so important Just submitted my ex's personal info Scientology recruitment website and honestly feel so much better 5:34 am 2 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 176 Retweets 4.4K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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Bridezilla leaves a dishonest review, and the owner proceeds to call out her lies | 1 review month ago Had wedding here last weekend. 1st one ever there beautiful day but none things owner said would be done, were done. No awnings

Bridezilla Leaves Dishonest Review, Owner Responds

Husband takes advantage of partner's newly instituted points system | TIFU by instituting point system my spouse try get housework done Mandatory FU happened yesterday but suffering consequences today. Some background, my husband is very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on weekends thing is really tough him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.

Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It

Funniest relationship tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland If they would spend this time putting bar Target my wife and her friends will fix economy about 48 hours once this is over. 4:40 pm 10 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 259 Retweets 1.9K Likes

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Funny tweet about marriage Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow for those wedding cancelled during this lockdown god is giving u second chance to think about it

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Husband and wife make the most out of lockdown by slaying lipsync performances | Marc 0000 s! @marcusbrig We're okay. We're fine. This is going okay. @rachelparris and I passing the time... ITI

Husband And Wife Survive Lockdown By Slaying Lipsyncs

Guy's wife won't shower, so he says that he'll live out of shed until she does | AITA forcing" my wife take shower? She hasn't bathed, changed clothes, or done any household things since Animal crossing/doom released pre-ordered both and few more things her as semi early anniversary gift and she absolutely loves them Too much didn't say word first few days understand excitement but once got close week made bath her and she said she'd get later. Later as 2 hours water cold so she no longer

Guy's Wife Won't Shower, He Says He'll Live In Shed

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relationship tweets | rob @OkButStill every woman working home is doing so on macbook air on couch, cup tea. every man is at 3-monitor setup with loudest keyboard he could find at best buy. 6:16 pm 21 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 38.7K Retweets 389.2K Likes

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relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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Every time employee takes a PTO day they still end up 40 hours/week to cover it, nullifying the PTO: 'I should've worked 24 hours but I worked double that'

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Mom of 9, 6, 4, and 3-year-old kids bakes 150 cookies for school events, husband demands she make him extra: 'He told me a few more shouldn't be hard'

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