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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Dad charges his ex $100 to babysit on their custody day.

Dad Charges Ex $100 To Babysit On Custody Day

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A collection of the dumbest things that people had to convince their parents to not do.

Dumbest Things People Had To Convince Their Parents To Not Do

Parents' funniest stories about the tooth fairy.

Parents' Funniest Tooth Fairy Stories

Parent lets their daughter exclude a lazy neighbor from her yard business.

Parent Lets Daughter Exclude Lazy Neighbor From Yard Business

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

Dad gets fed up with his family's pizza eating antics, so he sends a dramatic group text.

Dad Is Over Family's Pizza Eating Antics, Sends Dramatic Group Text

Mom makes her adult daughter and boyfriend sleep in separate beds.

Mom Makes Adult Daughter And Boyfriend Sleep In Separate Beds

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 23, 2021)

An entitled mom has a full on temper tantrum after being rejected a doll.

Entitled Mom Has Temper Tantrum Over Doll

A collection of funny and ridiculous insights from various people on Quora | Is unfair kick child out house on their 18th birthday, providing they've been warned advance even if their graduation is months off?

The World's Most Clueless Quora Users

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Lies peoples parents told them as kids

Dumbest Lies People's Parents Told Them

An entitled Karen has the audacity to steal customer's drinks, but then glorious instant karma ensues.

Entitled Karen Steals Customer's Drinks, Instant Karma Ensues

26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids That We Can All Relate To | Ashley @TheScoop27 Follow Rolled dice at 7yrs age ate some Skittles finally found out NOT deathly allergic candy. THOSE BASTARDS | Beware Dogma @ellelljaytoo Follow #LiesYourParentsToldYou COURSE DONT HAVE FAVORITE love both equally.

26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

Accurate Memes About Being A Mom To Incorporate Some Giggles Into Your Mother's Day| thumbnail text - Am Ia good mother Susan? My name's Amy.

Accurate Memes About Being A Mom To Add Some Giggles To Your Mother's Day

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50+ Wholesome Feline Funnies to Sprinkle a Dash of Pawsitivity Into Your Meownday Mood

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‘She was telling MY COWORKERS the same lies she’s been trying to spread at her store’: New manager gets her branch to near perfect condition, while a different location’s supervisor paints her as lazy and a job taker

‘She was telling MY COWORKERS the same lies she’s been trying to spread at her store’: New manager gets her branch to near perfect condition, while a different location’s supervisor paints her as lazy and a job taker

‘They came in 20 minutes, towed his car, so I parked mine and went up to my room and just went to sleep’: Roommate’s boyfriend repeatedly parks in her housemate's paid parking spot, pushing the 31-year-old housemate to get his car towed

‘They came in 20 minutes, towed his car, so I parked mine and went up to my room and just went to sleep’: Roommate’s boyfriend repeatedly parks in her housemate's paid parking spot, pushing the 31-year-old housemate to get his car towed

20-year-old refuses to sign over property rights to older sibling until he gets his promise in writing, sparking family feud: 'I’m just asking for legal security before I give up mine'

20-year-old refuses to sign over property rights to older sibling until he gets his promise in writing, sparking family feud: 'I’m just asking for legal security before I give up mine'

Boss demands cashier clock out every time they leave the register, employee complies, only for it to get flagged by HR: ‘My timecard showed I’d left work thirteen times’

Boss demands cashier clock out every time they leave the register, employee complies, only for it to get flagged by HR: ‘My timecard showed I’d left work thirteen times’

Micromanager enforces 14-hour Zoom call to monitor employees, entire team quits to work for their competitor: 'The company closed'

Micromanager enforces 14-hour Zoom call to monitor employees, entire team quits to work for their competitor: 'The company closed'

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