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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

funny tweets from parents about how much they hate crayons | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama heard my 9yo recording video and she said "My mom won't let melt crayon microwave, so if see her on social media, unfriend her and unfollow her be watching closely see whose side guys are on. 4:22 PM Oct 23, 2018 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets From Parents About How Much They Despise Crayons

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A terribly entitled mom gets rejected and proceeds to issue ridiculous threats.

Next Level Entitled Mom Gets Rejected, Turns Belligerent

Dad asks babysitter to replace the guitar that was destroyed by his kid.

Kid Destroys Guitar, Dad Asks Babysitter To Replace It

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light

29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

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15 photos of animals and their offspring

15 Beautiful Photos of Animal Mamas and Babies

Dad refuses to accept defeat, so an amusement park employee takes their petty revenge | r/pettyrevenge u/TheGreatPinoy 2y Join work at an amusement park, guests are rude but here's my favourite story work at an amusement park and run games there ones people always assume are rigged but reality just really hard. At my amusement park however have hockey game has 4 targets and have try and hit those targets 60 seconds get prize depending on fast can hit all four. Anyways, this family walks up

Dad Refuses To Accept Defeat, Amusement Park Employee Goes Full Petty

funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

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Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good| thumbnail text - - non podchametz ... @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2,980 Quote Tweets 703.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good

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Two-Year-Old Tackles Infamous Trolly Ethics Problem Head-On

A martial arts academy masterfully shuts down a helicopter parent's review | 2 reviews 2 weeks ago Horrible experience! My son (3 years old) has been going there now three months and everything going great. He loved coaches and really enjoying himself. Then out nowhere Main Guy Bob pulls side and tells my son has been disruptive last few weeks. My son is 3 years old and at times doesn't put his %100 effort but he never disruptive. He acting like every other child his age s unfortunate this place

Martial Arts Academy Skillfully Shuts Down Helicopter Parent

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parents of ugly babies explaining their experience

Parents of Ugly Babies Share What That's Like

A powerful Twitter thread about a mom's parenting approach for setting personal boundaries | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook want tell story about my mum taught allowed leave an uncomfortable situation.

Twitter Thread: The Power Of Setting Personal Boundaries

funny tweets about the difficulties of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets About The Struggles Of Raising Teenagers

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Dad lies about his son's bike being stolen with the intention of teaching him a lesson.

Dad Lies About Son's Bike Being Stolen To Teach Him Lesson

parents reveal how they try and get away with being the tooth fairy | thumbnail text - messicanamerican 2 days ago When my daughter lost her tooth I completely forgot to do the swap and she told me the next morning, I made a letter from the tooth fairy explaining how she couldn't leave her money because of how messy her room was that she hurt herself trying and would come back when her room was all tidy. Gave me time to get some cash and a reason for her to tidy her room.

Funniest Stories About Parents Pretending To Be The Tooth Fairy For Their Kids

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Parents force to 19-year-old college student daughter to keep her Life360 tracking app turned on, she tells them that she is turning it off after they track her every movement: 'It's uncomfortable knowing that wherever I am, they're probably looking'

Parents force to 19-year-old college student daughter to keep her Life360 tracking app turned on, she tells them that she is turning it off after they track her every movement: 'It's uncomfortable knowing that wherever I am, they're probably looking'

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