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Funniest parenting tweets | Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler pandemic is no excuse excessive screen time. Study after study has shown electronics are harmful young minds made difficult decision limit my children's iPad use no more than 14 hours day and hope do same. 11:06 pm 3 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 3K Retweets 30.3K Likes

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Mom's Facebook post advocates for video games. | Tiffany Pitts 3 May at 11:12• O An Argument Favor Video Games Quarantined Mother #Quaranteens #WTFparenting My 15 yo son has spent every second his free time during this pandemic hanging out online, playing video games with his friends. He started by ranking up elite tiers Apex Legends.

Mom's Facebook Post Advocates For Video Games

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Kid's letters inspires wholesome vulnerability from other people. | Hugh Weber @hughweber Emerson, my 11 year old, is on bit wild ride with USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And think there's deeper message all. First backstory 6:45 PM 5/2/20 Twitter iPhone 2,805 Retweets 6,188 Likes

Twitter Thread: Kid's Letters Inspires Wholesome Vulnerability

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Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Mom orders flowers from a small business, and they go above and beyond with the gesture of kindness | Maureen Johnson O @maureenjohnson My mother just called She had ordered some flowers small local store be delivered and dropped on porch they brought flowers, they said Hang on have something driver went back truck and proceeded bring out 11:39 AM 2020-04-29 Twitter Web Client

Twitter Thread: Mom Orders Flowers, Business Goes Above And Beyond

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Funniest parenting tweets | Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Can't wait keep using coronavirus excuse long after 's over. Kids: Dad, can go playground Sorry, guys. Quarantine. Kids: But three years ago cracking beer) Can't risk 11:43 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 45 Retweets 230 Likes

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Mom Expects Babysitter To Work For $8 An Hour

Woman asks coworker for expensive tablet and melts down after being rejected | Hey, thanks chocolates and blanket really appreciate 3:06 PM Yeah no problem actually have one those blankets they're super comfortable Delivered 3:08 PM love 3:09 PM

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Son's Shirt Says "Players Gonna Play", Karen Gets Offended

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Dad Turns Home Into McDonald's For Son's Birthday