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Funniest parenting tweets of the week | one minute you're young cool and dancing to live music every friday night, and the next minute you're begging your kids through gritted teeth to go back to bed so you can finish watching your documentary about avocados

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 26, 2020)

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

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Funny twitter thread about emailing with landlords | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant.

Twitter Thread About Emailing Landlords Is Both Funny & Depressing

A collection of funny and ridiculous insights from various people on Quora | Is unfair kick child out house on their 18th birthday, providing they've been warned advance even if their graduation is months off?

The World's Most Clueless Quora Users

Sleepy parent accidentally sleep trains the whole family with a cute stuffed worm toy | TIFU by sleeptraining whole family On mobile, sorry, etc. This has been building up 3 weeks, but only just realized last night had baby almost 4 months ago. Unlike wild animals come out walking, human babies are born useless and must teach them do basic survival tasks like eating and sleeping.

Exhausted Parent Accidentally Sleep Trains Whole Family

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funny quotes from kids on instagram, yoga is easy it's slow karate, live from snack time | Yoga is easy s just slow karate anonymous, 8 years old LiveFromSnackTime

Sixteen Quirky Witticisms From Kids

Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

Funny meme that reads, "My dad recently got a 3D printer and made a stool sample for his doctor. New dad joke level = unlocked" above a photo of someone holding a sample container with a tiny stool inside

Oh, Dads

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Funny tweet about the play area for kids at a doctor's office is full of germs that will make the kids sick | what i see when there's a play area at the doctor's office: cough flu strep uncontrollable diarrhea

Kids R Gross

Funny meme that reads, "Me driving to work cursing my parents for birthing me into a world of responsibilities I didn't ask for" above a still of Squidward looking annoyed while driving a car

This Some BS

Funniest parenting tweets of the week | tweet by Lhlodder There weren't any swings available at park so my daughter yelled SOPHIA, EMMA, OLIVIA, AIDEN MOM SAYS 'S TIME GO and now park is empty

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 12th, 2020)

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Son says that he hears bees at night, and the parents doubt him. They end up getting stung by hundreds from the attic | r/tifu posted by dudecheckthis TIFU by not believing my son heard bees Some really liked my FU about strip club with kids, so thought share another! Could probably have whole dad series, though not sure should brag about

Son Says He Hears Bees At Night, Parents Don't Believe Him, Stinging Ensues

Funny meme that compares a very loud sound destroying the galaxy and creating a black hole with the sound of kids yelling in a supermarket | if you were to produce a sound louder than 1,100 DB you would create a black hole and destroy the galaxy

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Dad's son commits to the dark side after getting a lightsaber very quickly | child holding a red lightsaber toy in his hand, in the next frame he's attacking his mother with it

Kid Gets Lightsaber For Christmas, Goes To The Dark Side Instantly

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Funny Twitter thread about a dad who thought of a clever way to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Comes Up With Clever Method For Gifting Kids Cash For Christmas

Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way