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Children being frustrating and messy | pic of a baby smearing the contents of a discarded chocolate syrup bottle all over a white couch and their own face, two dogs are watching from behind. pic of a toddler sitting inside an aquarium and putting a tube from the water filtering system in their mouth.

Moments That Are Good Reasons To Not Have Kids

A "help wanted" ad for a babysitter is ridiculous with its extensive list of demands | tweet byKimberly Harrington @honeystaysuper Look know day is and where l'm posting this but still challenge find ANYTHING more bananas bat shit than THIS DARE. Assist 10-year old's with light homework long division, subtraction and writing. Play math games with them such as much fish should buy today five us and long will take us drive snow if 's 150 miles and go 50 miles an hour

Babysitter "Help Wanted" Ad Is Absolute Insanity

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Irrational reasons that toddlers had total breakdowns | small kids children scream crying meltdowns Sean said word green. Won't let her throw books at my face.

Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns

netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020

Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

twitch gamer told by son to stop streaming and go outside for fresh air

Twitch Streamer's Son Tells Him To Stop Playing Games

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Funniest parenting tweets of the week | one minute you're young cool and dancing to live music every friday night, and the next minute you're begging your kids through gritted teeth to go back to bed so you can finish watching your documentary about avocados

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 26, 2020)

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Funny twitter thread about emailing with landlords | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant.

Twitter Thread About Emailing Landlords Is Both Funny & Depressing

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A collection of funny and ridiculous insights from various people on Quora | Is unfair kick child out house on their 18th birthday, providing they've been warned advance even if their graduation is months off?

The World's Most Clueless Quora Users

Sleepy parent accidentally sleep trains the whole family with a cute stuffed worm toy | TIFU by sleeptraining whole family On mobile, sorry, etc. This has been building up 3 weeks, but only just realized last night had baby almost 4 months ago. Unlike wild animals come out walking, human babies are born useless and must teach them do basic survival tasks like eating and sleeping.

Exhausted Parent Accidentally Sleep Trains Whole Family

funny quotes from kids on instagram, yoga is easy it's slow karate, live from snack time | Yoga is easy s just slow karate anonymous, 8 years old LiveFromSnackTime

Sixteen Quirky Witticisms From Kids

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Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

Funny meme that reads, "My dad recently got a 3D printer and made a stool sample for his doctor. New dad joke level = unlocked" above a photo of someone holding a sample container with a tiny stool inside

Oh, Dads

Funny tweet about the play area for kids at a doctor's office is full of germs that will make the kids sick | what i see when there's a play area at the doctor's office: cough flu strep uncontrollable diarrhea

Kids R Gross

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Funny meme that reads, "Me driving to work cursing my parents for birthing me into a world of responsibilities I didn't ask for" above a still of Squidward looking annoyed while driving a car

This Some BS

Funniest parenting tweets of the week | tweet by Lhlodder There weren't any swings available at park so my daughter yelled SOPHIA, EMMA, OLIVIA, AIDEN MOM SAYS 'S TIME GO and now park is empty

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 12th, 2020)