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Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind | mom Details Can put black calculator mailbox please Mj needs her SAT Sure, is room?

Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.

Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

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Engineer's Son Realizes Dad Is Driving Passing Train

Funny tweet where woman says she changed the word "no" in her mom's phone to autocorrect to "HELL YEAH" | can I have some people over to drink a little? umm hell yeah?? awesome i meant to say hell yeah you da bomb hell yeah rebecca!

Hell Yeah

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Kid Is On Deeper Thought Level Than Mother

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People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.

People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

Funny meme that reads, "Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap" above a photo of a guy sleeping on a couch with kids drawing him

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Dad kicks out disrespectful "cool girl" from daughter's party | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by trway21423 12 hours ago AITA kicking out girl my daughter's sleepover bday party? My (34M) daughter (14F) had sleepover b-day party last saturday, and she invited 5 girls her school. There this one girl she invited who could tell her attitude spoiled brat she rang doorbell, she walked looking down at her phone, didn't greet or my wife, and handed her jacket without even looking up

Dad Kicks Entitled "Cool Girl" Out of Daughter's Birthday

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askreddit question kids parents toddler parenting fail google why reddit thread parenting frustrating | DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points 4 days ago "Whats smell colour nine?"

Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

Parents describe questions that their toddlers asked them that they just couldn't answer | reddit posted by blue-waters86 This isn't why question, but my kid asked s favourite stairs two weeks ago and still confused white staircase with black railing

Parents Describe Their Toddlers' Unanswerable Questions

tweet by Health Nerd @GidMK my wife and i never baby talk to our kids we use full sentences and a wide vocabulary my daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation adults are shocked at her social aptitude my 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4 syllable words which is impressive bc they're both cats

Quite Impressive

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Funny meme about family barging into the bathroom when you're using it after it's been unoccupied all day | bathroom: empty all day. every member of my family within 0.002 nanoseconds of me entering it. police breaking a door.

Yeah Can You Guys Not

Funny meme that reads, "Now that I have children I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions he just up and dies" above a still of Yoda

Kids, Can You Shut Up Just For Five Seconds

Funniest parenting tweets | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Behind every photo taken at home is mom pushing random crap out way so her house appears clean

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 2nd, 2020)

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Funny tweet that reads, "Lebron James Jr won't wear his dad's number: 'He doesn't want people to know who he is;'" someone replies below, "Coming in number 4 Lebron James Jr.;' 'Ayo bruh who that guy is'"

Why Did You Name Your Kid That, Lebron

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