"...Knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already......" Now what...
Post Malone is making some waves after he gave an acceptance speech for winning favorite rap/hip-hop album at the American Music Awards on Sunday. While other artists who won thanked their moms and various other people who helped them along the way, Posty said, "Thank you for all the fans for showing love and support. We busted our ass for it. We love you very much and I love grapes."
Is Post Malone the new "I like turtles" kid? We think so.
Get ready for probably the grossest news we've heard all year: rapper TI recently stated that he takes his daughter Deyjah to the gynecologist every year to make sure that her hymen is intact, ie that she hasn't lost her virginity. And get this: she's 18 years old and a freshman in college. Aside from the fact that she's legally an adult, that's a pretty huge breach of privacy.
Everyone on Twitter has been outraged over this news as they should be.
C'mon TI, that's f*cking gross, man.
This dank meme was inspired of course by rapper Drake's tendency to have little, shall we say, outbursts at Toronto Raptors basketball games. His mouth is edited to look bigger than it really is but honestly it's not that far off from the truth.
Whatever Drake, act as hard as you want but at the end of the day you're still Jimmy at heart and we'll always love you for that.
You'd think that Post Malone has never seen boobs IRL before.
Someone tweeted a photograph on September 28th of his reaction facial expression after being flashed by a female fan at a show in Minnesota. Whoever got this photo is one lucky bastard given its perfect timing. The following are some of the absolute best works of art that memers have created out of it!
Rainbow lover and mutual oral-sex lover Tekashi 6ix9inetestified last week about his involvement with the Nine Trey Bloods gang last week, and allegedly gave up information on members as high profile as Cardi B. and Jim Jones. The rapper's quickness to snitch on members has led to an explosion of memes mocking his ratting, and many of them are insanely funny. In the age of the internet, snitches don't just have to worry about getting stitches. They've got to worry about getting meme'd. And we love it.
Move over, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - there's a new name meme in town. Someone realized how easy it is to riff on Post Malone's moniker, and the memes have been streaming in. It's become such a phenomenon that the rapper himself has threatened to change his name so that nothing will rhyme with it.
During a discussion on being yourself in your music, Snoop Dogg goes into a mock triplet that sounds all too familiar to anyone who's heard any popular rap in the last few years. And even better, someone edited a beat under his impression in this hilarious video.
Chance the Rapper released his much-awaited debut album The Big Day on July 26th, and fans have been surprised and annoyed that much of the album seems to be about how much Chance loves his wife, Kirsten Corley. Chance has been open about the fact that the album was inspired by his wedding, but that hasn't stopped fans and critics from parodying the artist with videos and on Twitter.
The most notable parody comes from @charliewinsmore, in the form of a cringey song with simplistic lyrics praising said wife. The tweets have been pretty good, too - lots of acknowledgement that Chance is going Borat. And fortunately Chance doesn't seem too phased by the roastin' and toastin'. While he gets deep in this Twitter thread, the rapper sticks by his sentiment - he loves his wife!