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People on Twitter share when they knew the cabin fever had taken effect | cvread @chrisvread my daughter yelled panic come upstairs because toilet smoking IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen two paper rolls and an empty roll arrange on a toilet to make it look like it has eyes and is smoking a cigar | MKB @MKButler428 #IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen My daughter started making hats cats cats are now plotting our demise

Twitter Users Share When They Knew They Had Cabin Fever

A collection of delusional moments between various individuals on Craigslist | video game 1/1 Grand Theft Auto V PS3 Wrapped Up never used $80 | Are still selling 30 inch TV No, sorry sold few days ago @decentbirthday about $200 already sold Sorry $250 literally do not have Then don't waste my time

Delusional Buyers And Sellers Fresh Out Of Sense

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Woman drops her dog off at an office for months thinking it's a dog daycare, only to find out that it's not in the Christmas card | O r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/SwarmTendon 1 day ago 11 ?239 This isn't dog daycare at all XXXL tl;dr at bottom while back working an office allowed dogs an open floor plan and since customers never came into office kept dogs food and water bowls right by front door just because most convenient space and no one else would see them but us who worked there.

Mistaken Woman Thinks Office is Dog Daycare for Months

A collection of kitchen design fails | small old fashioned kitchen bathroom combination green cabinets and tiled walls with a shower and a washing machine between the kitchen appliances

Terrible Kitchen Designs Hatched From The Heart Of Failure

Woman wants the perfect pork chops recipe, and the guy in comments trolls her instead | Cath 16 hrs Any tips on cook pork chops without them turning out dry? Can't ever seem get them right! 31 comments O Like Comment Hi Cath. My uncle lived small town Macedonia 3 years late 1980s still part Yugoslavia) and he learned cook most delicious pork chops all-time! Anyone who ever tastes them raves about them. Perfect every time! Michael 2 Like Reply 16h

Woman Seeks Pork Chops Recipe, Gets Random Uncle's Life Story

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Limited food options plus your Coronavirus emotions equals your nickname | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"

Quarantine Moment: Limited Food Options Plus Coronavirus Emotions Equals Nickname

People on Twitter debate whether The Muppets or Sesame Street would win in a street fight | Jared Cardenas @JarOfCards Replying kacilouwho11 Sesame Street's only hope is Count, calmly approaching carnage things look bleakest and saying Stand back, children. And love God, shield eyes before unleashing an unspeakable barrage unholy dark magic has not been witnessed centuries.

Twitter Debate: The Muppets Vs. Sesame Street In Street Fight

Pawn shop employees share their funniest interactions with customers | rydencyborg 2y My dad runs one. One guy brought huge bag wheat pennies expecting walk out with big pay day but really they aren't worth all much think he offered guy like $20 and he stormed off mad.

Pawn Shop Owners Share Best Reactions They've Seen

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A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies | Pablo S. Torre @PabloTorre Pls excuse while recruit dozen celebrities whisper-sing End" by Linkin Park into their cell phone cameras

Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies

Artist can't deliver free drawing before April, so the choosing beggar threatens to call the cops | is comission Well, an order requires money just like any other job U pay taxes registered under government? Not really do this as hobby and earn less than $300 month so

Artist Can't Deliver Free Drawing Before April, Choosing Beggar Threatens To Call Cops

Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines

The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

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Arnold Schwarzenegger urging people to stay indoors coronavirus

Arnold Schwarzenegger Advises People To Take COVID-19 Seriously

AskReddit replies to the dumbest questions that people have ever been asked | reddit posted by thestonez 4h "On map, is blue part water or sky"?

Dumbest Questions People Have Been Asked

Karen the CFO uses a calculator that doesn't follow the order of operations, and ends up getting fired | CFO can't do math (warning: includes math few years ago worked tech company only just keeping its head above water. Most staff genuinely believed product line and did their best but nothing ever standout success. Many ideas were put up management but often knocked back by CFO (who will call Karen) said would be too expensive or wouldn't get good return on investment, and many ideas knew would

Incompetent "Karen The CFO" Uses Calculator That Doesn't Follow Order Of Operations, Gets Fired By CEO

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Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a

Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

People share their wildest shower thoughts | u/Great_Bacca 23h 3 1 Award "My brother--law works at CDC" is new "My uncle works at Nintendo".

Shower Thoughts Spawned From Hyperactive Minds