students

25 College Memes for Sad Students Slumming It Until the First Day of Classes

Lana DeGaetano

Student and her couple-roommates plan to adopt a cat, only for them to adopt another behind her back, claiming she's not allowed to adopt hers: 'I've been looking forward to getting my cat for months'

Ayala Sorotsky

18-year-old college student insists that her roommate move out of their dorm because her boyfriend doesn't like her: 'She said I’m ruining her relationship'

Emmy Pratt

'My sister’s room is double the size of mine': Stubborn parents refuse to let 23-year-old daughter swap bedrooms with younger sister who's away for college across country, older daughter claims parents always show favoritism towards 21-year-old sister

Emma Saven

Nursing student opens bacteria-filled petri dish in classmate's face, 23-year-old classmate gets sick 4 days later, debates reporting her to professor and getting her kicked out of the program: 'No one this incompetent should be providing medical care'

Emma Saven

'You should read the instructions next time': 17-year-old summer school students confront teacher after she deducts their grade for properly citing their sources

Ben Weiss

Cleaner’s complaint gets Scribbles, the campus cat, barred from dorm rooms, so crafty senior student forces administrators to soften the ban: “I was upset by the college email, but Scribbles was more so”

Etai Eshet

Entitled birthday girl sends back the $120 her friend spent on her birthday sushi dinner because she found the celebration underwhelming: 'I was expecting more of a proper celebration'

Emmy Pratt

College graduate cancels graduation dinner plans after 6 family members flake on their ceremony, one claiming the affair would be too ‘boring’: ‘Out of the 8 seats reserved, only my parents came’

Lana DeGaetano

'He had plenty of chances': College student gets ghosted by their partner on a group project, does all the work, and only credits themselves on the final paper; slacker gets the 0% grade they deserve

Jesse Kessenheimer

Boarding school increases weekly costs 33% by charging meals separately, students get even by eating elsewhere: ‘I still don't know who they expected to fool’

Ben Weiss

Boss pressures 20-year-old student worker to stay late, immediately backfires: ‘[That’s] why there’s a high turnover rate’

Ben Weiss

'I deleted his name': Overachieving high school student removes partner's name on group project after he refused to do any work, partner gets a failing grade

Ben Weiss

20+ Funny Misspellings, Grammar Mistakes, and Poor Choices of Words: 'Leonardo DiCaprio painted them!'

Ben Weiss

Master's student demands to remove thesis partner from their research after entitled partner failed to do any work, causing her not to graduate: ‘I kept bugging her to finish her part, and she never did’

Bar Mor Hazut

20+ Teachers share their most unhinged Gen Alpha student stories that still keep them up at night: 'Several of them can't tell time... on a digital clock'

Isabella Penn