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'The high five was invented in 1977': Etymologists reveal the origins of well-known words and phrases

Ally Perry

'Let's save the exorcism performances for another time': Preteen Swiftie shrieks throughout 3 hour concert, faces judgment of the internet

Ally Perry

'Multiple stalls is a luxury amenity': Tired employees complain about corporate office culture

Ally Perry

'They must have an inventory menu': Stuff havers theorize about why men don't carry purses

Ally Perry

'So much in this world could be driven by a 3.5mm audio jack': 25+ of the the most underrated inventions we couldn't live without

Ally Perry

'This is what things cost at expensive hotels': Billionaire tattles on 5 star hotel in NYC for serving $85 room service breakfast

Emmy Pratt

'How old is he? 50?': Boomer kid impresses internet with precocious knowledge of farm machinery

Ally Perry

'Bring back public shaming': Women try to dine and ditch at restaurant, return after forgetting keys

Ally Perry

'We need to raise the legal age for tattoos to 40': Body modifier tattoos heart freckles on face, horrifies Twitter

Ally Perry

'Close doors buttons in elevators are placebos': 20+ Hilarious low-stakes conspiracies that entertain and provoke

JR Atkinson

20+ Funny & Interesting Editor Notes on Wikipedia Articles

Ally Perry

Adorable Doggos Who Are Obsessed With Their Lamb Chop Toys And Criminal Cats Who Straight-Up Demolish Theirs

Mariel Ruvinsky

'It destroyed my childhood fantasy': Dairy lovers react to Chinese people trying cheese for the first time

Ally Perry

'Me and 5 other dudes had to wrestle him': Passenger tries to open airplane door mid-flight, prompts Renaissance painting response

Ally Perry

'[He] cooked that nights' ramen in river water': 25 Boy Scouts tell the wildest things that happened on their camping trips

Remy Millisky

'Give these kids a proper childhood': Child influencer drinks coffee and wears acrylic nails, horrifies Twitter

Ally Perry