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'American nightlife is lame and tends to end in one's 30s': Grown-ups bemoan the loss of adult nightlife, claim it ended with with the boomers

JR Atkinson

Home Depot offers a $33k prefab home, millennials start dreaming of homeownership: 'Sell for $300k 2 years later'

JR Atkinson

'Just accept the gift and say thank you': Entitled family split opinion after rudely refusing to inherit boomer mother-in-law's heirloom china

Ally Perry

'In 20 years that I own the property, have not seen such mess inside!!': High-strung landlord scolds tenant for having a mildly messy apartment

Emmy Pratt

'As adults, we don't share our personal items': Controversial mom rejects the idea that 'sharing is caring'

JR Atkinson

Audacious man 'accidentally' insults girlfriend's dress sense, gets roasted by the internet: 'No matter how women perform femininity, it will be wrong'

Ally Perry

'Has anyone even MET a baby?!': Breastfeeding clothing company sparks controversy for encouraging moms to bring their kids to work

Ally Perry

'Y'all thought my $1400 Tahoe payment was bad': Nonsensical woman baffles internet with combined $3000 monthly car payments

Ally Perry

Ingenious tenant uproots garden after landlord increases rent, sweet revenge ensues: 'Should salt the earth for good measure'

JR Atkinson

Author criticizes reader for borrowing his book from the library: 'It's even better when you buy, not borrow, your copy'

Emmy Pratt

Mom fights back after substitute teacher claims 8-year-old's top is 'inappropriate': 'Oh no, you see collarbones. Go seek help'

Ally Perry

'You won't be getting a $3.62 Venmo from me': Twitter users examine levels of generosity in different income brackets

Ally Perry

Wholesome boomer husbands paint their wives, get applauded by the internet: 'Wife guys have been the backbone of the art world for centuries'

Ally Perry

Bully throws his coworkers book into a full mop bucket, blames her for ignoring him: 'I should've known the risks [of] bringing a book to work'

Emmy Pratt

'Why are we commuting for an office job?': Journalist sparks uproar for weekly 'supercommute' from Ohio to New York

Ally Perry

Expecting mother rejects fiancée's idea to put his family rocking chair in the nursery, enrages him: 'Both my parents have passed'

Emmy Pratt