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Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

Funny tweet about different ways to say that it's raining hard, ending with a reference to the song 'It's Raining Men' | cats and dogs old ladies and sticks like a pissing cow

Amen!

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Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

Joe Buck turns people's home videos into play-by-play practice | woman in pink sweatshirt preparing dough on a counter in a kitchen

Joe Buck Turns Home Videos Into Play-By-Play Practice

wedding fails funny twitter bride groom guests | Ed Hill @kingedhill Follow My friend had her wedding on beach. During ceremony gust wind blew minister's toupée into ocean and then seagull ate WeddingFail

Cringeworthy Wedding Fails

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Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Funny tweet about taking wine at communion | me sips wine oh yes i like it i'll have a bottle of that priest ma'am that's not how it works please go back to your pew

Pretty Sure That's A Sin

Funny thread about triscuits | Sage Boggs @sageboggs OK, buckle up wanna talk about Triscuit. Tris cuit NABISCO Baked with 100% Whole Grain Wheat Triscuit ENLARGED T0 SHOW DETAIL SERVING Top with herbed cheese, tomatoes parsley SUGGESTION starts with 3 Simple Ingredients ORIGINAL MADE WITH SEA SALT PER 6 CRACKERS 120 0.5 CALORIES DIETS RICH WHOLE GRAIN FOODS OTHER PLANT FOODS LOW SATURATED FAT CHOLESTEROL, MAY HELP REDUCE RISK HEART DISEASE. | Several years ago at party (BRAG and spotted box

Twitter Thread: Guy Uncovers Story Behind The Triscuit Brand Name

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bad coronavirus home haircuts twitter fail covid-19 DIY haircut funny | man shaving the back of his head with a machine using the bathroom mirror and a second handheld mirror | pointy triangular result of giving yourself a haircut

Bad Home-Haircuts Happening Around The World

A reporter dips out when a herd of bison show up during a broadcast | Jo @JoJoFromJerz Replying DeionNBCMT @gtconway3d and @YellowstoneNPS more times watch this harder laugh | news reporter looking off camera to the side in disbelief

Herd Of Bison Crash Reporter's News Segment

Guy on Twitter traces the electric origins of Triscuit | Sage Boggs @sageboggs OK, buckle up wanna talk about Triscuit. Tris cuit NABISCO Baked with 100% Whole Grain Wheat Triscuit ENLARGED T0 SHOW DETAIL SERVING Top with herbed cheese, tomatoes parsley SUGGESTION starts with 3 Simple Ingredients ORIGINAL MADE WITH SEA SALT PER 6 CRACKERS 120 0.5 CALORIES DIETS RICH WHOLE GRAIN FOODS OTHER PLANT FOODS LOW SATURATED FAT CHOLESTEROL, MAY HELP REDUCE RISK HEART DISEASE. 160ng SODIUM SAT FAT SUGARS

Guy On Twitter Traces Electric Origins Of Triscuit

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People on Twitter share when they knew the cabin fever had taken effect | cvread @chrisvread my daughter yelled panic come upstairs because toilet smoking IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen two paper rolls and an empty roll arrange on a toilet to make it look like it has eyes and is smoking a cigar | MKB @MKButler428 #IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen My daughter started making hats cats cats are now plotting our demise

Twitter Users Share When They Knew They Had Cabin Fever

twitter share quarantine nicknames coronavirus COVID-19 isolation funny tweets users food facebook cupboard | RICE VINIGAR Erika Irvin Frame Just named mine and my sisters kids have moody biscuits, annoy nuggets and spazzy cheese Like Reply 1d tuKALLY VE ATILE ufn.

Our Users Gave Us Their Quarantine Nicknames

Funny tweets from the National Cowboy Museum | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send O 8,521 9:15 PM Mar 17, 2020 1,323 people are talking about this | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm And these are his boots. Hashtag John Wayne. Thanks, Tim O1,313 3:17 PM Mar 18, 2020 88 people are ta

Hilarity Ensues When Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Gets Put In Charge Of Twitter Account

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Thirty Random Memes For Your Tired Eyes

Patrick Stewart reciting Shakespeare quarantine coronavirus

Patrick Stewart Calmly Reciting A Shakespearean Love Sonnet