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Twitter headline that reads, "Scientists say they can recreate living dinosaurs within the next five years" above a still of Doctor Strange saying, "Let me guess, April?"

Oh God Here We Go

tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?

Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

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Funny random memes | Olaf such mood here Baby? Babe? Baby? Oh yeah single | Lisa Simpson's presentation Muffins are people who don't have balls eat cake breakfast.

Random Memes To Relieve That Hopeless Tedium

Funny Twitter story about a dad and daughter playing a funny wholesome game | Bridie Connell O @BridieKConnell 16h Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Woman Plays Wholesome Game With Her Dad In This Amusing Twitter Story

Fun Twitter thread explains how to make homemade yeast | Sudeep Agarwala @shoelaces3 Friends learned last night over Zoom drinks ya'll're baking so much there's shortage yeast local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here tell this: THERE IS NEVER SHORTAGE YEAST. Here's where viking. Instructions below. 6:16 AM 29 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 17.8K Retweets 73.7K Likes

Fun Twitter Thread On Making Homemade Yeast

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A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS

Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

People share advice that they'd give to their 18-year-old selves | Wade Murphy, AIF, CFS @TheWadeMurphy Replying IAmMarkManson 99 worries are pointless. Save money older has expensive taste.

Advice People Would Give To Their 18-Year-Old Selves

Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

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Funny tweet about different ways to say that it's raining hard, ending with a reference to the song 'It's Raining Men' | cats and dogs old ladies and sticks like a pissing cow

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Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

Joe Buck turns people's home videos into play-by-play practice | woman in pink sweatshirt preparing dough on a counter in a kitchen

Joe Buck Turns Home Videos Into Play-By-Play Practice

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wedding fails funny twitter bride groom guests | Ed Hill @kingedhill Follow My friend had her wedding on beach. During ceremony gust wind blew minister's toupée into ocean and then seagull ate WeddingFail

Cringeworthy Wedding Fails

Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Funny tweet about taking wine at communion | me sips wine oh yes i like it i'll have a bottle of that priest ma'am that's not how it works please go back to your pew

Pretty Sure That's A Sin

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Funny thread about triscuits | Sage Boggs @sageboggs OK, buckle up wanna talk about Triscuit. Tris cuit NABISCO Baked with 100% Whole Grain Wheat Triscuit ENLARGED T0 SHOW DETAIL SERVING Top with herbed cheese, tomatoes parsley SUGGESTION starts with 3 Simple Ingredients ORIGINAL MADE WITH SEA SALT PER 6 CRACKERS 120 0.5 CALORIES DIETS RICH WHOLE GRAIN FOODS OTHER PLANT FOODS LOW SATURATED FAT CHOLESTEROL, MAY HELP REDUCE RISK HEART DISEASE. | Several years ago at party (BRAG and spotted box

Twitter Thread: Guy Uncovers Story Behind The Triscuit Brand Name

bad coronavirus home haircuts twitter fail covid-19 DIY haircut funny | man shaving the back of his head with a machine using the bathroom mirror and a second handheld mirror | pointy triangular result of giving yourself a haircut

Bad Home-Haircuts Happening Around The World