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Interesting Twitter thread about the person who holds the keys to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem | David Videcette @DavidVidecette This is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this happened was in 1349, during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic. What’s fascinating about this story is the guy with the keys.

Twitter Thread Tells The Story Of A Muslim Key-Keeper At A Holy Site In Jerusalem

pug tweets funny hidden animals dogs lol twitter aww cute | ashqueen @yesworryya have found pug just retweet ok photo of a park and the face of a pug dog sticking out from behind a bench

Image Of Hidden Pug Goes Viral (Tweets)

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A collection of funny and random tweets | Mike Wells @mikewtfwells just had happy hour at my place s hour my fiancée left walk dog and had time play video games.

Funny Random Tweets From The World

Funny tweet about sanitizing everything during the coronavirus quarantine | just clorox wiped a bottle of purell and purelled my hands cuz i touched the clorox bottle

There's No End In Sight

Twitter thread about freshwater shrimp is full of love | Bug Chicks @TheBugChicks Story time. An adrenaline pumping tale indifference, near-tragedy and redemption. This is story knew capable great love with pair freshwater shrimp thread

Woman Purchases Freshwater Shrimp, Spontaneous Love Ensues

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A viral video of a mysterious, squirming black substance sends people on Twitter into a panic | Angie @AngelicBarton3 Replying sunnyarkade Leviathan black blob goo that moves by itself

Mysterious, Squirming Black Substance Sends Twitter Into Tailspin

Funny memes about what one looked like on March vs. April 1st | fit buff Chris Hemsworth in Thor Ragnarok vs overweight fat Thor in Avengers Endgame | Star Wars droid R2D2 and a trash can

'March 1st vs. April 1st' Memes Depict How God-Awful March Was

Guy's Twitter thread is about goats taking over a town | Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 6d v think just got group goats Llandudno arrested. Let explain first saw this inside dark pub one live currently thought seeing things. So took some video:

Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

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Funny tweet that reads, "Kinda looks like the billionaires aren't going to save us"

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Funny tweets about homeschooling while being quarantined | Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Quarantine Day One: This could be fun always wondered would be like homeschool! Quarantine Day One [at breakfast SO HELP GOD, MOVE FOOT AWAY BROTHER'S CEREAL BOWL OR WILL FIND SCHOOL THIS COUNTRY IS OPEN AND DRIVE US THERE TODAY 2:11 pm 16 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 68 Retweets 381 Likes

Roundup Of Tweets About Quarantine Homeschooling From Tired Parents

Twitter thread maps out the human body's evolutionary leftovers | Dorsa Amir @DorsaAmir 1d Replying DorsaAmir Put hand flat on surface and touch pinky thumb. Do see raised band wrist there's vestigial muscle called palmaris longus used help move around trees. About 14 us don't even have this muscle anymore 2/8) present absent | Oh, and know sometimes get goosebumps cold or scared s vestigial reflex used raise body hair make appear bigger or trap an extra layer heat warmth. Some people can

Twitter Thread: The Human Body's Evolutionary Leftovers

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A collection of creative insults that caught people off guard | KANYE WESTO @kanyewest Tweet Ed. Yeezy slides @Cripple_God Wouldn't wear these shits if they could make walk KANYE WEST o @kanyewest Yeezy slides | much is $2 chips? probably takes an hour and half watch 60 minutes

Creative Insults Deserving Of Trophies For Their Savagery

Jimmy Fallon hashtag Challenge twitter funny coronavirus covid-19 quarantine | jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 's time Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us funny thing done pass time quarantine, and tag with #ImSoBoredl. Could be on show! | Elise @mills_elise Replying jimmyfallon #ImSoBoredlI cooked full three course meal, and ate all by myself whilst pretending on cooking show won.

Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC

Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

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Funny dank memes from the kids' show 'Arthur' entitled, "D.W. Holding Fence" | My FBI agent watching everything do @memebase | watching everyone go sleep while stay up and overthink everything my life

Thirteen 'D.W. Holding Fence' Memes That Have Us Feeling Left Out

Boss accidentally turns herself into a potato during an online meeting, and can't figure out how to undo it | tweet by Faceless Old Woman d_overlord Replying PettyClegg and @Quiara potato looks so annoyed with itself

Boss Turns Herself Into Potato During Meeting, Can't Undo It, Puns Ensue