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Guy's Twitter thread is about goats taking over a town | Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 6d v think just got group goats Llandudno arrested. Let explain first saw this inside dark pub one live currently thought seeing things. So took some video:

Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

Funny tweet that reads, "Kinda looks like the billionaires aren't going to save us"

Absolutely Shocking

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Funny tweets about homeschooling while being quarantined | Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Quarantine Day One: This could be fun always wondered would be like homeschool! Quarantine Day One [at breakfast SO HELP GOD, MOVE FOOT AWAY BROTHER'S CEREAL BOWL OR WILL FIND SCHOOL THIS COUNTRY IS OPEN AND DRIVE US THERE TODAY 2:11 pm 16 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 68 Retweets 381 Likes

Roundup Of Tweets About Quarantine Homeschooling From Tired Parents

Twitter thread maps out the human body's evolutionary leftovers | Dorsa Amir @DorsaAmir 1d Replying DorsaAmir Put hand flat on surface and touch pinky thumb. Do see raised band wrist there's vestigial muscle called palmaris longus used help move around trees. About 14 us don't even have this muscle anymore 2/8) present absent | Oh, and know sometimes get goosebumps cold or scared s vestigial reflex used raise body hair make appear bigger or trap an extra layer heat warmth. Some people can

Twitter Thread: The Human Body's Evolutionary Leftovers

A collection of creative insults that caught people off guard | KANYE WESTO @kanyewest Tweet Ed. Yeezy slides @Cripple_God Wouldn't wear these shits if they could make walk KANYE WEST o @kanyewest Yeezy slides | much is $2 chips? probably takes an hour and half watch 60 minutes

Creative Insults Deserving Of Trophies For Their Savagery

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Jimmy Fallon hashtag Challenge twitter funny coronavirus covid-19 quarantine | jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 's time Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us funny thing done pass time quarantine, and tag with #ImSoBoredl. Could be on show! | Elise @mills_elise Replying jimmyfallon #ImSoBoredlI cooked full three course meal, and ate all by myself whilst pretending on cooking show won.

Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC

Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

Funny dank memes from the kids' show 'Arthur' entitled, "D.W. Holding Fence" | My FBI agent watching everything do @memebase | watching everyone go sleep while stay up and overthink everything my life

Thirteen 'D.W. Holding Fence' Memes That Have Us Feeling Left Out

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Boss accidentally turns herself into a potato during an online meeting, and can't figure out how to undo it | tweet by Faceless Old Woman d_overlord Replying PettyClegg and @Quiara potato looks so annoyed with itself

Boss Turns Herself Into Potato During Meeting, Can't Undo It, Puns Ensue

Twitter headline that reads, "Scientists say they can recreate living dinosaurs within the next five years" above a still of Doctor Strange saying, "Let me guess, April?"

Oh God Here We Go

tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?

Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

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Funny random memes | Olaf such mood here Baby? Babe? Baby? Oh yeah single | Lisa Simpson's presentation Muffins are people who don't have balls eat cake breakfast.

Random Memes To Relieve That Hopeless Tedium

Funny Twitter story about a dad and daughter playing a funny wholesome game | Bridie Connell O @BridieKConnell 16h Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Woman Plays Wholesome Game With Her Dad In This Amusing Twitter Story

Fun Twitter thread explains how to make homemade yeast | Sudeep Agarwala @shoelaces3 Friends learned last night over Zoom drinks ya'll're baking so much there's shortage yeast local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here tell this: THERE IS NEVER SHORTAGE YEAST. Here's where viking. Instructions below. 6:16 AM 29 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 17.8K Retweets 73.7K Likes

Fun Twitter Thread On Making Homemade Yeast

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A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS

Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

People share advice that they'd give to their 18-year-old selves | Wade Murphy, AIF, CFS @TheWadeMurphy Replying IAmMarkManson 99 worries are pointless. Save money older has expensive taste.

Advice People Would Give To Their 18-Year-Old Selves