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A Collection of Funny Gems From Twitter

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 16, 2021)

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Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do| thumbnail text - Ron @MyFacelsTired_ Older millennials love to tell people in their 20s things like "you probably don't know what a vcr is" 5:54 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do, And It Gets Personal

26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids That We Can All Relate To | Ashley @TheScoop27 Follow Rolled dice at 7yrs age ate some Skittles finally found out NOT deathly allergic candy. THOSE BASTARDS | Beware Dogma @ellelljaytoo Follow #LiesYourParentsToldYou COURSE DONT HAVE FAVORITE love both equally.

26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids

A funny Twitter thread where a guy ends up crashing his friend's date with help of MLB team.

Twitter Thread: Dude Teams Up With Arizona Diamondbacks To Monitor Buddy's Date

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People describe their most notable fails at the workplace.

Twitter Thread: People's Biggest Flops At Work

funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

Relatable Tweets About How Mascara Turns You Into A Hot Mess

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This week’s collection of cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Sarah Adams @SarahJoyAdams Replying to @doioweyoumoney Did you hear the NPR report about as search and rescue animals? They concluded that cats were superior to dogs in locating victims BUT they "are unmotivated to please their handlers." So.u.totally useless in an actual emergency. 2:28 AM - May 9, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 437 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 7,545 Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (May 14)

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Meanwhile In The UK: Seagull Shoplifts, Nobody Knows What To Do About It

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - pantslesswithvodka @vodkanopants ... Every time I get mansplained my vrgina adds another stitch to sewing itself shut. 8:37 AM · May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 13, 2021)

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Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes

Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'

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An Old Tweet That Supposedly Predicted Future Memes Has Resurfaced

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

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viral tweets about a mom thinking their kid is coming out when in reality she's just getting a pet hedgehog | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - caroline conrad @CPConrad when i was 19 i was very nervous to tell my mom i had spent most of my savings on a baby hedgehog and built it up so much that she interrupted me to tell me she would love and support me no matter who i was or who i loved and that's when i realized she thought i was coming out 4:52 AM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3,266 R'

Viral Tweets: Mom Confuses Hedgehog Purchase For Coming Out

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Gamers Can't Agree On How To Rank The GTA Games

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15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'

15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'

Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’

Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’

Boss takes full credit for tech employee's presentation, employee goes to VP before boss's performance review: 'Guess who didn't get credit for strategic contributions?'

Boss takes full credit for tech employee's presentation, employee goes to VP before boss's performance review: 'Guess who didn't get credit for strategic contributions?'

21 Adorable Memes of Cats Discovering That Pawrenthood Is Equal Parts Cuddles and Chaos

21 Adorable Memes of Cats Discovering That Pawrenthood Is Equal Parts Cuddles and Chaos

Aunt refuses to let 15-year-old in home after he lashes out while she helps her sister move apartment: 'Not once have I been offered an apology'

Aunt refuses to let 15-year-old in home after he lashes out while she helps her sister move apartment: 'Not once have I been offered an apology'

29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’

29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’

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