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Tweets Celebrating The Magic Of Being Wine Drunk

Back in the college days, we were all about hard liquor - vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, you name it. But then we grew up and became adults, who unfortunately can't handle our liquor like we once could once upon a time in our youth. For this reason, God introduced the wonderful concept of wine. You could drink copious amounts of wine and still go to work the next day with full spirits and energy. Wine drunk works for any time, and Twitter is well-aware. It's a bountiful blessing to us all, hence we must consume it at least once a week. Scroll down for this week's wittiest wine drunk tweets. 

Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text - goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries

Europe is a continent filled with a vast variety of cultures, languages, and laws. Often on this side of the world, we like to clump them into one big group, "European's have such good style," "European's are wine-oholics," "'European's are so sexual." But it's really impossible to talk about them all at once. Within Europe, there are some cities coined as fashion capitals, and some countries are actually very open when it comes to sexual exploration, but there are also catholic countries where you won't see a lot of sexual empowerment. Also, some countries have Muslim majorities where people don't drink alcohol at all.

The point of all of this is that it is fascinating to explore the many different perspectives of Europe and even compare them to what we have going on here in the US. On Reddit people from different European counties shared their 'sexual normalities,' and you might find the answers to be very titillating.

Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries| thumbnail text - Blaze_fox • 3y I dont get why the US is scared of nudity. Its almost like stereotypical victorian era folk. meanwhile, my boyfriend and i, not to mention our roommates hang out naked whenever we can. the US would freak out over this 78 ...
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Boozy Memes For Anyone Obsessed With Wine

If you're a true wine fan, then one glass of Rosé just doesn't cut it anymore. No way, Rosé. You need the hard stuff, especially since it's the end of the weekend and another Monday is looming in sight. They say a glass of wine at dinner helps prevent heart attacks (or something like that), but what about a glass of wine to help deal with your crazy boss, your demanding kids, or just general life when things get a bit too much? I'm not advocating alcoholism of course, but I am saying the winos know what's up. So pour a glass of your favorite wine, pull up a chair, and dig into this smooth collection of wine memes



boozy memes for anyone obsessed with wine | thumbnail text - "You cannot drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself" Don't believe me just watch veeeeee ... @va_dickens $20 bottle of $14 glass of wine wine at store at bar
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Customers Want Bigger Wine Glasses, Bartender Maliciously Complies

These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe. 

Entitled customers want bigger glasses for their wine and the bartender maliciously complies | r/MaliciousCompliance wworrall They wanted bigger glass, so he gave them bigger glass. My parents and were on vacation few years back, and hanging out at Hotel bar. This place one those places cheap, but everyone who stayed there thought they were better than everyone else couple (Male Female) walked talking about Nice and quaint bar looked. They sat down at table next us were supposed order
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Tweets For Women Who Go Wild For Wine

Back in the college days, getting blackout was all the rage. Alas, we have evolved since then, and our bodies just can't handle hard liquor like they used to. Unfortunately, we actually need to wake up for work the next day, and getting absolutely trashed just won't cut it. Cue wine, the magical grape juice for adults that keeps us going when the going gets tough. Red or white or pink, wine always helps us cool down after a loooong day at work, and has us ladies feelin' some type of way. The women of Twitter get passionate about their love for wine on the daily. Naturally, we've collected the best wine tweets from this week so that you could get in on the action too. Scroll down to go absolutely wild for wine. 

Funny tweets from women who are passionate about wine | thumbnail text - Wine_HoneyM @Wine_honey1 These people act like they've never seen anyone hanging out in the kiddie pool at the water park with two wine boxes on their arms as floatation devices. 7:52 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Dude Accidentally Spends $800 on Wine

Like most reasonable people, we're out to find a bargain. Sadly when your brain malfunctions over exchange rates, things can get hairy. It's gotta be hard to take a sip of anything and think "well there goes the cost of a whole pizza." At least for once in your life it's probably good to do something absurd? Here are people's reckless uses of money they don't regret at all. For some worse prospects, here's some of the dumbest financial advice people gotten.

guy accidentally spends 800 dollars on wine | TIFU by getting exchange rate wrong and spending $800 on bottle wine M So been living Japan almost two years now and have been seeing girl about six months. Today being Valentine's Day made reservations course meal at hotel restaurant.
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Drunk Yoga Positions For The Flexible And Inebriated

If you love drinking, and you love doing yoga, then you probably thought the two never went hand-in-hand. I too never thought them a possible match. But oh, how naive we were. These drunk yoga positions prove that never again do we have to be so narrow in our thinking. Now, we can get as plastered as we want, while getting some stretching in at the same time. Honestly, life is great. Namaste. 

drunk yoga positions | thumbnail text - Salambhasana An effective means for strengthening the back of the torso, legs, and arms in preparation for the deeper backbends.
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Quick Guide to Crushing Valentines Day 2021 As a Single Queen

Let's be real. Whether you like it or not Valentine's day is coming up quickly. Yes, we're are in the midst of a global pandemic, but that doesn't mean you cannot make February 14th your B. Options may be limited, but there are still plenty of ways to go off and show Saint Valentine who's boss. Who needs a man when there are heart-shaped pizzas out there that can fill you up and don't come with emotional baggage? Here are fourteen ways to thoroughly smash your first (and hopefully last) social distancing Valentine's day as the single queen that you are. 

Fourteen hilarious ways to have fun on valentines day during a pandemic| Thumbnail text - Gesture,Communication Device,Portable communications device,Symbol,Cross,Rectangle,Gadget,Balance,Religious item,Wood https://media.giphy.com/media/26BGOeuSUHRYdfz3y/giphy.gif
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Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

funny twitter thread about clueless sexist and funny bath tray advertisements and marketing photos | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 HARON S people who manufacture bathtub trays seem have no idea women actually do bath and find strangely comforting | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S EXCESS this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds cheese! And piece de resistance not one
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Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

funny twitter thread about clueless sexist and funny bath tray advertisements and marketing photos | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 HARON S people who manufacture bathtub trays seem have no idea women actually do bath and find strangely comforting | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S EXCESS this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds cheese! And piece de resistance not one
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Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

funny twitter thread about clueless sexist and funny bath tray advertisements and marketing photos | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 HARON S people who manufacture bathtub trays seem have no idea women actually do bath and find strangely comforting | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S EXCESS this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds cheese! And piece de resistance not one
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Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

funny twitter thread about clueless sexist and funny bath tray advertisements and marketing photos | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 HARON S people who manufacture bathtub trays seem have no idea women actually do bath and find strangely comforting | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S EXCESS this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds cheese! And piece de resistance not one
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'Quarantine Barbies' Put A Sadly Relatable Spin On The Classic Dolls

Remember the beginning of quarantine back in March? We thought we'd come out of the ordeal stronger, healthier, and with a greater appreciation for the privileges that come with "real life." Unfortunately, for many of us, that dream was very, very far from the truth. Many of us packed on the pounds, fought with our partners, and nearly lost our minds trying to juggle working from home and parenting. It was a nightmare - one that some people are still living. 

Barbie enthusiast Tonya Ruiz has decided use the simpler horrors of living through the pandemic to create versions of the classic dolls that people can actually relate to in these apocalyptic times. From manically trying to pick up new hobbies, to binge-eating and chugging wine, these remixed Barbies reflect our harrowing experiences. They also showcase Ruiz's creativity and attention to detail. We just wish we'd had a hobby like this to get us through the darker days of lockdown. 

Funny Quarantine Barbies, self-deprecating, lockdown, dolls, instagram, eating, drinking, coping, gardening, baking bread | PIZZA GAP Barbie QUARANTINE WILL EVER WEAR JEANS AGAIN? EDITION EXTRA PAIR STRETCHY PANTS Includes: JEANS GAP(NEXT SIZE UP) PIZZA &RANCH DRESSING ICE CREAM MOTHER'S COOKIES BREYERS *BRA NOT INCLUDED BarbieGetsReal.com | wine lot EVANGELIE EVANGELIE et EVANGELIE Babie Quarantine Wine Lot Edition Includes: Wine Wine Wine Cheese wine BARBIE COLLECTOR GOLD LABEL KIN
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20 Relatable Marriage Memes For Anyone With A Ball And Chain

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Marriage memes, sex, cleaing, husbands, wives | someone grabbing shaggy's shoulder from behind: my husband tries using back rub trick into sex. melissa mccarthy in bridesmaids: husband is unexpectedly home and don't want him see all clothes just bought Look away!
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