Definitely a sin.
Some of the more infamous moments of Orson Welles professional oeuvre came when he gave into the world of commercials. For the uninitiated, Welles acted in ads for stuff from peas to cement, and he was featured in a string of successful Paul Masson wine commercials between 1978 and 1981. Most notably, it's speculated that a few extra drinks at lunch led to the set of wondrous outtakes in this ad for Paul Masson's French Champagne.
It's Friday and you know what that means: time to crack open that bottle of wine you've been eyeing on your kitchen counter all week! And of course, drink responsibly and only if you're of age! Thanks
These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe.
Instagram is full of influencers; from fashion to beauty, to lifestyle and everything in between, there are people who earn their living from promoting products and living the high-life. But it's not only people who are raking in the cash as online personalities. Animals too can now cash in on the Gram, and pet-influencers are very much a thing. Mary-Kate Fallis is one such pet and this dog is certainly doing it right and is even a brand ambassador for a bunch of companies. Her seemingly perfect life looks too good to be true, but as they say, nothing is in reality as it appears online, yada yada. Enjoy this selection of pup pictures and try not to be too jealous as you scroll, because I know I am!
It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.
Like wines, kids seem to ferment with age. Except there's nothing "fine" about their Cabernet Soverygross or Pee-yoo Noir. Their clothes become deeply infused and we're the ones left to "enjoy" and launder their vintage stankiness. What if there were descriptions for the "bouquet" coming off kids' clothes written like wine enthusiasts describe their adult grape juice? Via: How to be a dad
Raising kids is truly a full-time job. Most of us have jobs on top of that. How do we cope? Wine, shit-talking, and sometimes, if we're lucky, binge-watching television. These parenting memes, tips, and quotes will definitely be of some entertainment to anyone that just wants to piss in peace.
We're very familiar with the comic genius of artist Nathan Pyle. His knack for picking up on the weird tics of the world is unparalleled, and that's the entire premise of his gloriously weird and on-point series Strange Planet. He hasn't churned out a whole lot of material, so we are anxiously awaiting more. If you like what you see, give him a follow! Your Instagram feed will thank you.
No matter your political affiliation or opinion on cats vs. dogs, it's probably safe to say that we can all come together over wine, possibly humanity's greatest invention after the wheel. Of course, we have to remind you to drink responsibly, and only drink if you're of age because it's the law!
All boxes checked? Great, now guzzle these memes!
Hey ladies! If you haven't had a girls night in a while or are need of some #relatablecontent or a good self-drag, these are the memes and tweets for you! From spending your entire paycheck at Sephora to pining over a dude that doesn't deserve a second thought, this collection of memes is sure to hit home.
We're not ashamed to admit that we are absolutely fascinated by wine moms. The basicness of their memes, their bizarre love for minions, and the sheer idea of how many gallons of pinot grigio they must have consumed as a demographic. To celebrate this very specific breed of wine-loving human, we've put together some of the most cringey and basic #winemom content we could find. National Wine Day may have been this past weekend, but if these moms are concerned, every day is National Wine Day!