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Man Gets Caught In 4K With Audacious Drink Smuggling Attempt

When it comes to ways of trying to drink in secret, there are varying degrees of stupidity. Unfortunately, many methods veer towards the extremely dumb end of the scale, as one viral video has recently proved. 

Sullying the name of Mets fans everywhere, eyebrows have been raised at somebody's attempt to pull off a clumsy smuggling operation at Citi Field. Amping that 'sneaking snacks into a movie theater' anxiety up to 11, the video shows a man carrying multiple cans under his shirt. Despite being questioned, he walks straight to the security gates before the ruse is up and the drinks fall onto the ground.

Twitter users were baffled by this lack of strategy, but it didn't stop them from showing respect for the effort. There was also speculation that the video was a set up to advertise the brand of alcoholic seltzer he was carrying. Whatever the man's reasoning, he reminds us of a valuable lesson: inside pockets are your best friend.

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Well, he certainly committed. Honestly, props out to him for having the instantaneous presence of mind to not interfere with the game as it unfolded. The dude just bit the bullet. And then he literally took one in the nuts. 

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Twitter Thread: Dude Teams Up With Arizona Diamondbacks To Monitor Buddy's Date

Man, what a caring roommate this guy is. He decided to reach on out to the Arizona Diamondbacks on Twitter to coordinate an effort to check in on his buddy's date from afar. Suffice to say, the mission was most successful. This will either warm people's hearts, or inspire folks to NOT share with their friends that they're on dates. 

A funny Twitter thread where a guy ends up crashing his friend's date with help of MLB team.
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Just when you think cats can't get any dang cooler, they decide to become the coolest, most awesome baseball players. That's right, this fluffy hooligan grey feline has decided to randomly run through this baseball field right in the middle of a game, held the game up, became friends with Cody Bellinger, and stole all of our hearts. 

Technically speaking, the cat didn't actually win the game, but it definitely won in our eyes. And it definitely got more coverage than anything else in the game. Or at least it should have. 

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Stephen Piscotty might be one of the unluckiest guys in the MLB. The poor dude was hit three times in the fifth inning. By the end of it he must've been unimaginably fed up. 

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Retired MLB Player Aubrey Huff Roasted By Gamers

Former Major League Baseball star Aubrey Huff took a swing at the gaming community last weekend, implying in a tweet that 'grown ass men' who play video games don't get laid. Who knows, maybe his retired buddies think archaic stereotypes are funny, but Twitter did not let this one slide. What ensued was a barrage of comebacks, quips, and spicy roasts in one endless thread. We've collected some of the funniest replies to Aubrey's foul for your amusement.

Looks like you struck-out this time, Aubrey.

Twitter, Funny Twitter, Epic Fail, Gaming Community, Gamers, Video Games, Major League Baseball, Roasted | Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff Grown ass men that play video games, ask yourself this. ...when's the last time you've been laid? | Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man Replying to Having fun? Psht, that's degenerate aryan men pick up sticks and watch paint dry
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No big deal, just standing next to Bo Jackson, one of the greatest athletes of all time. 

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Whether you watch baseball or not, it's hard not to enjoy someone bending the rules so successfully at such a high level. It looks totally stupid and unfair, but it's also kind of awesome that anyone could get away with some crap like this.

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A dude recently got into Miller Park baseball field through an unlocked door, found a tractor, messed around, and just kinda left. Security cameras caught the attempt. He said he was trying to write his name, but it looks like a fruitless effort.

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Former Clerk Shares Wholesome Story Of RBG & Fantasy Baseball 'Trash Talk'

It was a somber weekend for much of the United States after the news of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death broke on Friday. The 87 year old judge was a champion for women's rights, and had become somewhat of a cult figure in recent years. Many devotees shared somber, wordy, and often beautiful tributes to their hero, highlighting her accomplishments and struggles as a woman in politics. But it's a warm and silly Twitter thread from one of Ginsburg's former clerks, Scott Hershovitz, that really made us feel something. 

The thread, which involves some "friendly" fantasy baseball competition, shows a side of RBG that's a little more personal than most. A quiet but feisty mischief that we assume only those closest to her were privy to witness. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did. 

Funny and sweet twitter thread from scott hershovitz about Ruth Bader Ginsburg and fantasy baseball | Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz Today happy RBG memory time talked her into talking trash OT06 clerks had fantasy baseball league. Some chambers had teams. Some individual clerks did. And Justice Alito wanted team himself, not his clerks. 1/11 | last week term Ginsburg clerks were matched against Alito's team. RBG on losing end lot term. Not this time destroyed him: 10-0.
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In her defense, she transitioned from that botched high-five attempt to pointing, with admirable grace. 

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In lieu of having fans in the stadium, the Japanese baseball team Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks has opted for a robot song and dance number that is about as technically intriguing as it is creepy.

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14 Bro-y Memes About Mansplaining

Whoever captured this moment on camera really hit the jackpot as it pretty much sums up every woman's experience dealing with a douchey bro who thinks he's way smarter than she is. So ladies, scroll down if you want to feel understood!

Funny memes featuring a guy seemingly mansplaining something to a woman who looks uninterested | and at point she realized his Dad's oil money wasn't worth bro tales | So like unless sick can't die virus not afraid shit at all and boys destroyed 4 six packs corona last night and this morning woke up fucking champ Imao. But seriously 's just media
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The sheer level of confidence that it takes to pull that move off is next level. Plus the commentary on this is gold.