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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

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McDonald's Worker Exposes Cookies Situation On TikTok

Say it ain't so.
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I Poop, Therefore I Think

Funny meme about forgetting your phone before getting on the toilet, philosophizing, cookie monster | When you forget to bring your phone to the toilet so you start philosophizing- Without my cookies, I'm just a monster.
Via u/BLAviken14
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DIY Recipes: Make Delicious Catnip Cookies

Yummy cookies for your feline friends!
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You Can Pry It Away From My Cold, Dead Hands

Funny Lord of the Rings Elrond meme about eating raw cookie dough and the CDC advising against doing that | Raw Cookie Dough CDC Cast it into the oven! Bake it! Me No
Via Dragongurl392
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Dang It

Funny meme that reads, "When you've eaten a whole box of Thin Mints and you're still not thin" above a pic of Baby Yoda looking sad
Via Beautifulbeard
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Cute Cat Breaks Into Tupperware To Taste Every Cookie (Video)

The cutest 'Cookie Monster'
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Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

No one is safe.
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Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

Twitter Responds to Roommates Horrible Oatmeal "Cookies"

They look painful.
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Funny tweets roasting the supreme oreos | Supreme Saint @TheSupremeSaint SUPREME SAINT Supreme x @Oreo Coming Soon. Supreme | tweet Tug Boat @justablackboy 1d Replying TheSupremeSaint and @Oreo But will make my poop red Q 12 2,217 2751 Iqball @Masiqballl 1d Ya poop gonna be supreme box logo 27 183 13 6,150

Supreme Announces Oreo Collaboration Nobody Asked For

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"Gender-Neutral" Has Made Its Way Into The Cookie World

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Funny video bit from Sesame Street with Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster

This Sesame Street Bit Is Still Hilarious

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Uncle Asks Internet If He's Wrong to Give His Vegan Niece Milk and Cookies

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19 Twitter Users Reveal Their Juiciest Family Secrets

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Yeah I'm Dippin' Out

Caption that reads, "'In order to use this website you will have to disable your adblocker;' Me: Guess I'll just leave then" above a stock photo of a woman saying goodbye
Via WorkThatSuckaToDeath
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Twitter Shares What Their Trashy Selves Used to Think Was Fancy

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Eat, Tweet, Repeat: Our Favorites Cookie Monster's Tweets

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