funny stories

Advertisement
parenting, parents, parenting fail, parenting fails, moms, funny moms, kids, cute kids, things kids say, kids these days, swearing, cussing, swear words, profanity, funny, funny stories, tifu, reddit, reddit thread

'This is the most fantastic [...] birthday ever!': Mom makes promise to 3-year-old daughter that she instantly regrets when she turns 15

opinion waiters funny stories server waiter customers restaurant server life chef food service chefs kitchen food eating dining funny opinions - 36156933

'I freeze. I realize instantly what I said': 20+ Waiters who accidentally said what popped into their heads

Advertisement
'I can’t hear out of my right eye': 30+ Odd moments people overheard and couldn't help but laugh at

'I can’t hear out of my right eye': 30+ Odd moments people overheard and couldn't help but laugh at

'Dracula voices at [the] drive thru': 20+ People who got fired from their jobs

'Dracula voices at [the] drive thru': 20+ People who got fired from their jobs

'A month later, there are googly eyes everywhere': 20+ Employees who had weird days at work

'A month later, there are googly eyes everywhere': 20+ Employees who had memorably weird days at work

Advertisement
opinion ask reddit boss workplace-stories jobs job funny stories bosses work coworkers askreddit workplace funny opinions - 36082693

'My boss... asked me if he could borrow $1000': 25+ Bosses who had ridiculous requests for their employees

'It was her raccoon... she left a bag of sugar out for it': 20+ Absurd people who became the "crazy neighbor"

'It was her raccoon... she left a bag of sugar out for it': 15+ Absurd people who became the "crazy neighbor"

'[Ex-husband] dug up all the plants in her garden and took them with him': 20+ Moments of extreme pettiness that people were very proud of

'[Ex-husband] dug up all the plants in her garden and took them with him': 25+ Moments of extreme pettiness that people were very proud of

Advertisement
'What, you don't like the competition?': 30+ Smarty pants who had the most clever comebacks

'I've heard all but good things about you': 30+ Smarty pants who had the most clever comebacks

'[She] thought it said "Strength." What it said was, "Simplified Chinese"': 25+ Regrettable tattoo choices

'[She] thought it said "Strength." What it said was, "Simplified Chinese"': 25+ Regrettable tattoo choices

'[She] asked why we can't drive to Hawaii': 35 People who are totally misinformed

'[She] asked why we can't drive to Hawaii': 35 People who are totally misinformed

Advertisement
'[She] showed up in pajamas and... though she wouldn't have to actually talk to people': 20+ Workers who got fired with haste after terrible first days on the job

'[She] showed up in pajamas and... thought she wouldn't have to actually talk to people': 20+ Workers who got fired with haste after terrible first days on the job

'How many days do we have for a 45 day return?': 20+ Customer questions that were complete nonsense

'How many days do we have for a 45 day return?': 20+ Customer questions that were complete nonsense

'[He] changed his job title to Ninja Computer Wizard': 15 Odd circumstances that led employees to get fired

'[He] changed his job title to Ninja Computer Wizard': 15 Odd circumstances that led employees to get fired

Advertisement
'He said... my plant was not "food grade"': 20+ People who realized they're aren't dating the smartest person

'He said... my plant was not "food grade"': 20+ People who realized they're aren't dating the smartest person

'[She]... asked if Mickey Mouse was a cat or a dog': 25+ Odd musings from people who were wildly misinformed

'[She]... asked if Mickey Mouse was a cat or a dog': 25+ Odd musings from people who were wildly misinformed