funny stories

'We all do it, but don't TELL them': Woman spends first date listing off her date's personal information, date feels like their "privacy was violated"

Remy Millisky

'A cook… once served "rare" chicken': 25+ People who were staggeringly under-informed

Remy Millisky

'I very sternly requested that they arrest my mother': 20+ Kids who called 911 for the silliest reasons

Remy Millisky

'On Mondays, I would show up to work on and not do anything': 20+ Workers who couldn't stay professional on the job

Remy Millisky

'Did we mention we've got bedbugs?': 15+ Homes that people will never visit a second time

Remy Millisky

'This is the most fantastic [...] birthday ever!': Mom makes promise to 3-year-old daughter that she instantly regrets when she turns 15

JR Atkinson

'I freeze. I realize instantly what I said': 20+ Waiters who accidentally said what popped into their heads

Remy Millisky

'I can’t hear out of my right eye': 30+ Odd moments people overheard and couldn't help but laugh at

Remy Millisky

'Dracula voices at [the] drive thru': 20+ People who got fired from their jobs

Remy Millisky

'A month later, there are googly eyes everywhere': 20+ Employees who had memorably weird days at work

Remy Millisky

'My boss... asked me if he could borrow $1000': 25+ Bosses who had ridiculous requests for their employees

Remy Millisky

'It was her raccoon... she left a bag of sugar out for it': 15+ Absurd people who became the "crazy neighbor"

Remy Millisky

'[Ex-husband] dug up all the plants in her garden and took them with him': 25+ Moments of extreme pettiness that people were very proud of

Remy Millisky

'I've heard all but good things about you': 30+ Smarty pants who had the most clever comebacks

Remy Millisky

'[She] thought it said "Strength." What it said was, "Simplified Chinese"': 25+ Regrettable tattoo choices

Remy Millisky

'[She] asked why we can't drive to Hawaii': 35 People who are totally misinformed

Remy Millisky