funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

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Existence of 'Poundland' Delights Americans, Inspires Immature Thread of Unintentional Double Entendres

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Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's| thumbnail text - jenny O @jennycavallero i worked at hobby lobby in high school and they didn't use barcodes for anything so sometimes i'd ring up $30 whatevers as $3 if an old lady told me i had nice skin 6:50 PM · Feb 9, 2022 240.4K, jenny O @jennycavallero Replying to @jennycavallero 'thou shall not steal' unless you tell me i'm pretty 6:54 PM · Feb 9, 2022 33.1K

Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's

18 otter tweets | thumbnail image of two otters swimming together tweet "Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Couples that swim together, stay together otterly adorable Sugar & Wesley swim session! Otters are the only aquatic members of the weasel family. Another Michelle Peters 12:02 PM · Feb 14, 2022 · Hootsuite Inc."

The Most Otterly Adorable Otter Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2022)

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Dumb Choices Which Probably Seemed Like Good Ideas At The Time

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Annoying tiktoker brags about spending two thousand dollars on expensive bottled water (voss) people toast him on twitter

Demented Dude Ridiculed For Spending 2k a Month on Bottled Water

20 funniest dog tweets from the internet this week | thumbnail includes text saying 'Guy looking at dog: "What is he?" Dog's owner: “He's a scorpio." Guy looking at dog: “No, what breed is he." '

Funniest Dog Tweets From 'Real Overheard LA'

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Brutal Times People Were Roasted in the TikTok Comments

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Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago. 9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week

17 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left bird nest tweet, five baby birds, thumbnail right man holding cat in baby bjorn on chest "always nice seeing a single dad taking care of his kid"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back| Thumbnail text - PJ ... @kickthepj I accidentally signed off a business email with "brest" instead of "best" so I'm just letting you know that l'm moving to another planet 10:45 PM · Sep 30, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back

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13 tweets cat training advice | thumbnail blue background text tweet "BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan SERIOUS QUESTION: How the hell do I stop my cat from climbing onto the dining room table? She is defiant AF. 1:29 PM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter Web App"

Twitter User Seeks Cat Training Advice After His Cat Develops Penchant For Dining Room Table

Interesting twitter thread about historical facts that don't seem real, history

Strange History Facts That Feel Like Fiction

Iconic Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At| thumbnail text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy HUSBAND: I got the dog heart shaped cookies for Valentine's Day. ME: *through a mouthful of cookies* The dog? 9:16 PM · Feb 14, 2019 ♡ 1.3K

Funniest Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At

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11 twitter text images | thumbnail background image of giant rat poster at carnival, tweet text "@Chinchillazlla when I was a kid, I paid $1 to see "the world's largest rat!" at a carnival. went inside and it was just a capybara, which I announced to everyone. got kicked out of the giant rat tent just for knowing my animals 6:53 PM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter for Android 11K Retweets 477 Quote Tweets 213.8K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Carnival Promotes Giant Rat Viewing, Woman Kicked Out For Revealing Dupery

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Dude Asks 6 Year Olds to Pitch Film Ideas, Hilarity Ensues

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'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

'He called me back in about 3 minutes': Mechanic goes $300 over agreed repair budget and threatens to keep customer’s truck, customer refuses to pay and calls his bluff

'He called me back in about 3 minutes': Mechanic goes $300 over agreed repair budget and threatens to keep customer’s truck, customer refuses to pay and calls his bluff

30 Wholesome Whiskered Funnies Full of Feline Sass and Everything Nice

30 Wholesome Whiskered Funnies Full of Feline Sass and Everything Nice

'It was the best feeling... giving my boss 2 weeks' notice': 20 Employees who quit their jobs on the spot

'It was the best feeling... giving my boss 2 weeks' notice': 20 Employees who quit their jobs on the spot

Stay-at-home dad dyes 14-year-old son's hair purple, pushes back when working wife complains about them making memories without her: 'My son isn't even comfortable with her anymore'

Stay-at-home dad dyes 14-year-old son's hair purple, pushes back when working wife complains about them making memories without her: 'My son isn't even comfortable with her anymore'

Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

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