Love and light, left hand path, beginner, old timer—whichever and wherever you are in your craft, these memes will make you laugh.

At least Michael Myers commits...

“The dog has no idea how cool they look.”

Could a Halloween costume actually break up an engagement?

The local news : one of my favorite sources of misinformation. For the past 10 years (and honestly, probably even longer than that), every local news station in the country has recycled the same tired warnings about drugs or razor blades being snuck into their children's Halloween candy. They broadcast images of colorful candy-like substances and tell parents to watch out, as drug dealers are dead set on secretly imbuing these devilish substances into the bodies of innocents. Of course, this is…

The reasons are too spooky to name

Every dog is gangster until the Halloween decorations come out...

You never know what's in there

"A True Classic Never Goes Out Of Style."

It is officially October, which means celebrating the Halloween season is now completely socially acceptable. During the first few weeks of Spooktober, before Halloween events really start revving up, I like to take time to consume some good old fashioned Universal Monster Movies. I'm talking The Mummy, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, and how could you forget the ever so furry Wolf Man. I'm of the opinion that the old monster movies are the most superior horror movies. Sure, t…

Was Pennywise a good boy too ?

All of our phobias are the same

It's Spooky Season, Hocus Pocus 2 is streaming now, and all is right in the world!

I have been obsessed with horror movies since I was a kid. I saw a screening of Evil Dead where they squirt blood at the audience when I was 12, and from then on, I was hooked. What I love most about horror movies is seeing things far grosser and scarier than you regularly encounter. Of course, I don't morally agree with the creation of a Human Centipede, but I will definitely watch it and its sequels no matter how objectively bad they are. Why? Because I want to see a Human Centipede. Call me…

It's not just all a bunch of hocus pocus...

Time to embrace the ennui.