Internet roasts hold a special place in our hearts, mainly for their unending creativity. IRL, no one would think to call someone a “warm toilet seat” or a “hate filled turnip”! Thankfully, hidden behind their keyboards , these merciless roast-masters are coming for everyone. They're lurking in the comments section , ready to pounce. Scroll down to check out these frankly jaw-dropping insults that are both funny and previously unheard of. Next, click here to see these fantastic Photoshop fails…

Kamikaze by words

Delightfully brutal burns

Nice

Daaaaaaamn.

Respect

True zingers

Sometimes life is pure pain, but that doesn't mean we can't laugh. In fact, it's often the only thing we can do in the face of rejection, humiliation, and total failure . When people post about their tragic Ls, we're not laughing at them, we're laughing with them. Because we've all been there. Lord knows I have. If you're in the mood for a dose of schadenfreude, we've got a bunch of painful yet hilarious posts full of facepalm.

Being able to express oneself in writing is no small feat. Some people write in a dry manner, only caring to get a point across, no fuss or flourish necessary. Others are more poetic, sprinkling descriptive words into their work to paint a more attractive picture (or, of course, to show off). But the witty writers we appreciate the most are quick, cunning, and ballsy enough to destroy people in 100 words or less. These insults and comebacks (which hail mostly from Twitter) come from people just…

That's descriptive.

It's always a good day to drag Jordan Peterson.

Feel special now?

Still hurts.

When internet strangers attack

It's easy to shrug off a lot of kids movies as cutesy garbage. Disney especially. But while Disney might have a reputation for being all about wholesome love stories, musicals, and empowerment, there is often an undercurrent of adult humor or wit below the surface. Which is great when you think about all the tired parents who must need a bit of funniness that they can appreciate while being dragged to movie matinees they could really care less about. The dirty Disney easter eggs are probably th…

He had these insults ready to goupon the rejection