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Mom prompts controversy after insisting on waxing 3-year-old daughter's unibrow: 'I'd understand if she was 14, but 3?'

Ally Perry

Entitled New York restaurant staff refuse to let customers cut homemade birthday cake, serve them tiny slices then claim there is none left: 'It took 5 or 6 hours of my time and I would value it at several hundred dollars'

Ally Perry

Morning person insists that musicians should put on 9AM concerts: 'I am sick of being the sleepiest guy at every show'

Ally Perry

Dad of 2 receives financial windfall, pours into 17-year-old son's college fund while ignoring 21-year-old daughter's college tuition: 'I feel like we're doing our best'

Ally Perry

Gen Z woman attempts to buy 72 rolls of laundry quarters for $10 on Amazon, is baffled when she gets scammed: 'Isn't this the kind of thing that Gen Z thought only Boomers do?'

Ally Perry

'So many [kids] have attention seekers for parents now': Dad disciplines daughter for cutting second period math class by converting bedroom into 'personal jail cell'

Ally Perry

Entitled tourist faces backlash complaining after about Japanese restaurant sign telling customers there are no vegan options or takeout: 'They are under no obligation to accommodate you'

Ally Perry

Man gets romantically rejected by woman and told that she wishes she met him 3 years later, faces further rejection when he checks up on her then: 'At least do some due diligence first'

Ally Perry

Homeowners cause controversy with millennial grey kitchen makeover in new house: 'Why is everyone turning their homes into hotel lobbies?'

Ally Perry

'What happened to modern man?': Alpha males face roasting for lamenting that teenage boy doesn't look as good as his great-grandfather at the same age

Ally Perry

Obnoxious employee boasts about eating salad on his lunch break while coworkers eat junk food: 'They probably feel bad that you're eating a boring salad'

Ally Perry

23 Breathtaking Photos That Look Like Paintings From the Baroque Era

Ally Perry

Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: 'WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE'

Emmy Pratt

Entitled mom attempts to hire babysitter, demands that they have a master's degree to watch her 4 kids for $200 a week

Ally Perry

'I didn't see an escalator until I went to college': Wyomingites charmingly recollect the first time they saw an escalator living in the state that only has two of them

Ally Perry

'Straightening out a dollar on the side of a vending machine': Millennials, Gen X and Boomers reveal the trivial skills they have because they were born before the year 2000

Ally Perry