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Chicago student gets banned off dating apps, writes essay pleading for Elon Musk to buy them: 'No company is as shockingly evil'

Ally Perry

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Entitled couple search for roommate, request that once a week they stay the night elsewhere for £1200 a month: 'Please rent our spare room, but don't actually live there'

Ally Perry

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Loser tries to trash stay-at-home mom cooking for her family, faces backlash from the internet: 'Moms throwing random ingredients into a pot is how most recipes were invented'

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Mom prompts controversy after insisting on waxing 3-year-old daughter's unibrow: 'I'd understand if she was 14, but 3?'

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Entitled New York restaurant staff refuse to let customers cut homemade birthday cake, serve them tiny slices then claim there is none left: 'It took 5 or 6 hours of my time and I would value it at several hundred dollars'

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Morning person insists that musicians should put on 9AM concerts: 'I am sick of being the sleepiest guy at every show'

Ally Perry

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Dad of 2 receives financial windfall, pours into 17-year-old son's college fund while ignoring 21-year-old daughter's college tuition: 'I feel like we're doing our best'

Ally Perry

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Gen Z woman attempts to buy 72 rolls of laundry quarters for $10 on Amazon, is baffled when she gets scammed: 'Isn't this the kind of thing that Gen Z thought only Boomers do?'

Ally Perry

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'So many [kids] have attention seekers for parents now': Dad disciplines daughter for cutting second period math class by converting bedroom into 'personal jail cell'

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Man gets romantically rejected by woman and told that she wishes she met him 3 years later, faces further rejection when he checks up on her then: 'At least do some due diligence first'

Ally Perry

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Entitled tourist faces backlash complaining after about Japanese restaurant sign telling customers there are no vegan options or takeout: 'They are under no obligation to accommodate you'

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Homeowners cause controversy with millennial grey kitchen makeover in new house: 'Why is everyone turning their homes into hotel lobbies?'

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'What happened to modern man?': Alpha males face roasting for lamenting that teenage boy doesn't look as good as his great-grandfather at the same age

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Obnoxious employee boasts about eating salad on his lunch break while coworkers eat junk food: 'They probably feel bad that you're eating a boring salad'

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23 Breathtaking Photos That Look Like Paintings From the Baroque Era

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Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: 'WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE'

Emmy Pratt

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