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'So many [kids] have attention seekers for parents now': Dad disciplines daughter for cutting second period math class by converting bedroom into 'personal jail cell'

Ally Perry

Man gets romantically rejected by woman and told that she wishes she met him 3 years later, faces further rejection when he checks up on her then: 'At least do some due diligence first'

Ally Perry

Entitled tourist faces backlash complaining after about Japanese restaurant sign telling customers there are no vegan options or takeout: 'They are under no obligation to accommodate you'

Ally Perry

Homeowners cause controversy with millennial grey kitchen makeover in new house: 'Why is everyone turning their homes into hotel lobbies?'

Ally Perry

'What happened to modern man?': Alpha males face roasting for lamenting that teenage boy doesn't look as good as his great-grandfather at the same age

Ally Perry

Obnoxious employee boasts about eating salad on his lunch break while coworkers eat junk food: 'They probably feel bad that you're eating a boring salad'

Ally Perry

23 Breathtaking Photos That Look Like Paintings From the Baroque Era

Ally Perry

Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: 'WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE'

Emmy Pratt

Entitled mom attempts to hire babysitter, demands that they have a master's degree to watch her 4 kids for $200 a week

Ally Perry

'Dating apps turn us all into HR managers': Singles bemoan having to 'reject so many people' on dating apps

JR Atkinson

'Straightening out a dollar on the side of a vending machine': Millennials, Gen X and Boomers reveal the trivial skills they have because they were born before the year 2000

Ally Perry

Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: 'I'm pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents'

Emmy Pratt

'I didn't see an escalator until I went to college': Wyomingites charmingly recollect the first time they saw an escalator living in the state that only has two of them

Ally Perry

Cheapskate man upsets fiancée by buying $38 Temu engagement ring despite earning $200k a year: 'I feel like he could've shelled out some money'

Ally Perry

Dedicated employee ponders leaving job after getting skipped for promotion in favor of external candidate: 'I have been at my job for 2 years, going above and beyond every single day'

Ally Perry

Thoughtful girlfriend gets trashed for taking pleasure in making daily coffee for her live-in boyfriend: '[The] definition of wife work on girlfriend wage'

Ally Perry