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High earner has household income of $850k, worries about 'lifestyle creep' after spending $3k on business class flights for annual vacation: 'This is setting a precedent and that's what I'm worried about'

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Thoughtless man complains to friend that nobody came to cookout he invited 'all his friends' to, ignores the fact he didn't invite her: 'The invitees knew something that you learned'

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Stingy workplace rewards employee with rule-laden extra 10 minute break: 'Give at least 24hr notice'

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'100% tax on podcasters': People reveal their most radical non-partisan opinions

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Selfish newborn parents get called out for insisting on 2-week adults-only Italy vacation only four months after their baby is born and asking family to babysit: 'All she looked forward to during the pregnancy was her trip to Italy'

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Anxious husband finds out wife has taken nearly 10,000 photos of him sleeping during 11 year relationship, freaks out and wonders about divorce: 'I feel very violated'

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Befuddled Gen Z employee gets first office job, complains about receiving out-of-hours emails and not knowing how to use her computer: 'I'm only a month into this job, and it's giving me so much anxiety'

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Careless parents face backlash for bringing 1-year-old baby with 104° fever on 8 hour flight: 'Any child's wellbeing is worth way more than $3K'

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Employees debate the usefulness of the exit interview: 'If they were interested in feedback, they would have improved things while you were still there'

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Regretful 44-year-old retiree laments lifestyle, slams FIRE retirement strategy: 'I would give it all back to be in my early 30s living with roommates'

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Wholesome work from home employee gets lonely working 9 to 5, invites elderly neighbor to join her: '70 years apart, but lots in common'

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Disney adult mom goes on trip to Disneyland without her children, complains of 'mom guilt': 'But then you remember why you booked a trip without the kids'

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Jaded filmmaker causes controversy trashing millennials who are a part of fandoms in their 30s and 40s: 'My most boomer take is that millennials did ruin a lot of things'

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Millennials lament the decline of weekly social get-togethers their parents had: 'They didn't have social media or cell phones'

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Clueless man asks stay-at-home mom if she 'even' works 40 hours a week, faces roasting: 'Telling my kids it's 5 o'clock, so I'm clocking out'

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Mom faces backlash telling fellow parents that she would love to use the same name as their newborn for her hypothetical daughter: 'I told her I would be stealing her baby name... I'm not even pregnant'

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