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Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny twitter story about dude bringing raw chicken to company potluck, cringe | tweet by caveofbeauty My coworker brought raw chicken to the potluck today. And yes, yes he is. I'm literally shaking n.I need my inhaler. he's just casually walking around the room touching things after touching RAW CHICKEN. This entire place is contaminated. Oh my god Update: He just bit into one to see if it's cooked. It's still raw.

Potluck Twitter Thread Spins Cringey Tale Of No Seasoning & Extra Salmonella

funny random memes | a cat hidden between a bunch of baguettes about grocery shopping and seeing someone knew high school. flush toilet at friend's house and water starts rising am therefore leaving immediately Nepal, where intend live as goat.

Thirty Memes To Help You Escape The Tedium

People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes

Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks

Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

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A collection of Twitter replies to people talking about their office holiday parties | Text - noam @noampao Every coworker l've interacted with since the holiday party last Friday has opened the conversation with some variation of "there he is" or "how did the rest of your night go?" so that's a good sign I think

Raunchy Tales From People's Office Holiday Parties

dogs doggo jobs hardworking

Ruff Work: Eighteen Puppers On The Clock

Professional dogs with responsibilities.

Professional Good Dogs Who Take Their Work Seriously

A job applicant uses the bathroom before their job interview, they get stuck, have to kick their way out.

Job Applicant Lives To Regret Bathroom Visit Before Interview

Story of a construction worker who ended up awkwardly spooning his boss on the first day.

Construction Worker Finds Himself Spooning Boss on First Day

An employee manipulates their co-worker to get their manager fired, before the manager can get them fired.

Employee Manipulates Co-Worker To Get Jerk Manager Fired

Reddit story of a customer who tries to lie to a business and keep two washing machines.

Customer Lies to Get a Free Washer, Doesn't Get Her Way

Impatient customer builds deck around dying tree and it falls and costs more money.

Impatient Customer Builds Deck Around Dying Tree, Ends Up Costing Him

Reddit story of a guys sexist boss who forbid him from talking to management.

Boss Forbids Employee From Emailing VPs, Royally Backfires on Her

Dumb manager gets a bunch of employees fired.

Power-tripping Manager Gets Most of Her Store Fired, Then Herself

Karen ignores her job update emails for years, attempts a lawsuit, ends up bankrupting herself in legal fees.

Karen Ignores Emails For Years, Attempts Lawsuit, Bankrupts Herself

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Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

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Employee takes an interview from a competitor, CEO finds out, employee gets fired: 'I'm honestly baffled by the situation'

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