The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (October 13, 2023)

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    Cartoon - Me: So what did I miss last session, we were gonna go shopping right? DM: Well things got a little...weird... FO. FO LICE STER MG
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    Hairstyle - WHAT'S DENTISTRY LIKE IN I DON'T LIKE THE DIRECTION THIS THIS KINGDOM? WHAT ARE THE FILLINGS MADE OUT OF? CONVERSATION IS TAKING The chaotic Druid with a fondness for casting Heat Metal imgilip.com The DM A
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    Hat - G'day! I'm Bob the Necromancer RIPH Today we're doing an unboxing hold up
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    Poster - You're in her DMs I'm sacrificing her to Demons. We are not the same. You BBEG Your Girl NOREM RUN DMG
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    Facial expression - How to console a player after you kill their character Have you tried rolling better? DM RUN OMG
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    Cartoon - SAY IT AGAIN DUNGEON MASTER fb.com/dndmemes YOU HAVE ADVANTAGE
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    Font - Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt Dungeon Master expectation: A master storyteller who gets to weave epic adventures for their friends. DM reality: An accidental therapist who has to guide a group of friends through weird parts of their personalities, whilst pretending to be a goblin.
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    Hairstyle - When the barbarian crits against a goblin and insists on rolling damage even though minimum damage would kill it. "Stop! He's already dead."
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    Jaw - When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    Toy - 9th level fireball Literally the entire party The cute NPC side character with no relevance to the plot Axe of the Dwarvish Lords
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    Organism - Paladin: Another town saved! Onwards my friends more innocents need our aid! RUN DMG! AF Col att
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    Font - A paladin of skills "First I will lay on hands him, then I will lay my hands on you." - My Paladin to the Villain of the campaign, as he healed the cleric of the group.
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    Camera - Me running a combat encounter with multiple stat blocks, keeping initiative, DJ'ing the battle music, taking notes, and arguing with my partner over text. NOT
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    Clothing - LIFE D&D
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    Land vehicle - When you do character intros on session 1 of a new campaign and nobody read the setting guide 3D
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    Human - When the DM lets you roll even though you have no training in the skill, and says you can succeed on a 20, which you roll. It's not possible. o.com/andmemes Not probable.
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    Forehead - Bandit Leader: Please! Spare me and I'll give you everything. 100 Gold, some pearl earrings, I've even got this Wizards spellbook! YOURS! JUST LET ME LIVE!!! Barbarian: RUST DMG You got any stuff that doesn't suck?
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    Font - yeens-human I'm begging you Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member's name wrong "Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again" "Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end
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    Forehead - Therapist: You have to learn to process your emotions in a healthy way, you can't just live in a fantasy world! Me having bought 5 TTRPGs this week: RUN DMG
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    Product - DM: Roll to pick the lock Player: *Rolls Natural 1* Let me have a try. OPEN SESAME! Well, I've done all I can do.
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    Photograph - I KEEP TRYING TO CREATE A EPIC ENEMY FOR MY PLAYERS 30-3-34 BUT ILL NEVER MAKE ONE THATS AS DANGEROUS TO THEM AS THEMSELVES
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    Shirt - When the TTRPG clicks for your new players and they start RP'ing or discussing lore without any prompting RUN DMG
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    World - GM: You are 100% sure you want to flirt with *checks notes* "gurgloth The Sineater"? Bard: Oh yeah, I show him a sin to eat hehe *5 minutes later* Bard incoming! I thought he was going to "distract" them? Tu RUN DMG *Sigh* Well a friend in need... What!? it was just getting interesting!!! Bard GUYS!!! I messed up the BBEG is way freakier than I anticipated! HELP!!!! ROSLOF
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    Cat - Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
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    Hat - The Party's "favorite" NPC (pseudo hostage) after hearing all the "hilarious shenanigans" (murder & mayhem) they did while "adventuring" (grave robbing, murder for hire, anarchy) RUN DMG 3
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    Orange - When the Gm asks you're sure and you say yes GM's Screen
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    Darth vader - Player: Hey, you said I could bring in my character from a previous campaign! GM: It's a dark space opera... Player: Biggus Birdicus has range!!! T
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    Forehead - A lvl 35 Archmage after sending a lvl 1 party to die saving the world because they just got some prime Halfling leaf and couldn't be bothered
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    Water - SIST The Barbarian My Rogue with 13 hp Healing Word The Cleric PRIORI NICE RI RI
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    Font - 03 2011 Apr 1990.0134 museum-of-artifacts Executioner sword with inscription: Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life. Germany, 1600s jeoff lawful raw demonshauntingcomputers god that inscription is the tightest paladin sh, lawful best
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    Sky - Chaotic good player: I killed the villain Paladin: you destroyed the city and killed 500,000 people Chaotic good player: What can I say except you're-welcome?
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    Sleeve - When a player builds their character to be mechanically useless so that they can roleplay the character's flaws I HAVE PURPOSEFULLY TRAINED HIM WRONG DUNGEON MASTERMINDS @DNGNMASTERMINDS AS A JOKE
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    Smile - THE DM'S OTHERWORLDLY HORROR, BENT ON INFLICTING NEVERENDING MADDNESS. YES! THE WARLOCK WITH A 20 CHARISMA AND A THING FOR CRYPTIDS
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    Forehead - When you go deep RP'ing your character only to realise that the concerns they have are major ones that you're trying to unpack in your own life and it ends up being a cathartic experience that enriches your understanding of yourself: Congratulations, you played yourself.
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    Organism - When as a DM, you made in game death possible and you kill one of your player's characters. I'm sorry, little one.

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