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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories.

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People describe their dumbest "I don't need a doctor" moments.

People's Dumbest "I Don't Need A Doctor" Moments

People Disclose Things That Make Someone Immediate No For Them| thumbnail text - MiddieKitty · 3h When you set a nice solid boundary down for dude and he jumps off of it like Tony Hawk on the top of a half pipe rolling towards my vulnerable squishy parts of my soul with their dirty finger nails.

People Disclose Things That Make Someone An Immediate No For Them

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People describe wedding moments that showed them that the marriages definitely weren't built to last.

Wedding Moments That Told Guests The Marriages Weren't Built To Last

Sandwich shop workers describe the weirdest sandwiches that they ever had to make.

Weirdest Sandwiches That Sandwich Shop Workers Had To Make

parents recall the creepiest things their kids have ever done | thumbnail text - Niteryder007 · 1d My 12 year old will occasionally scream while sleeping. It makes your hair stand up when you get woke from a deep sleep. I have also woken up in the middle of the night to see him standing right next to my bed. Sometimes just facing the wall or staring at me. He is always "sleep walking" and I can escort him back to bed. Trouble is, I never know how long he has been up. He never remembers any of it

Parents Recall The Creepy And Disturbing Things Their Kids Have Done

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People describe the absolute dumbest things that they ended up doing on auto pilot.

Dumbest Things People Have Done On Auto Pilot

People share the basic survival tactics that everyone should know.

Basic Survival Rules Everyone Should Know

Things That People Will Never Not Say No To| thumbnail text - Product - "Did you see the game?" "Can I have a bite of that?"

Things That People Will Never Not Say No To

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People describe the most unexplainable things that ever happened to them.

Most Unexplainable Things That Ever Happened To People

people recall their worst day on the job that made them want to quit on the spot | thumbnail text - HCkc1n · 1d 9 3 2 A My brother and I owned a restaurant together for 7 years. One night a lady came up to pay her bill, my brother was helping her while I was standing next to him making small talk as we did with all our regulars. Out of the blue she says she is so sorry and then before she could cover her mouth fully projectile vomited through her fingers into my brothers mouth and on his face.

People Recall Their Worst Day At Work That Made Them Want To Quit On The Spot

Toxic Mom Tells Daughter She Can Either Pay To Live At Home Or Leave| thumbnail text - Posted by u/Best_Bat4228 8 hours ago S 2 AITA For taking my Mother's Ultimatum

Toxic Mom Tells Daughter She Can Either Pay To Live At Home Or Leave

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people reveal their mom's most iconic catchphrases | thumbnail text - calinaxoxo · 2y "Are you drinking enough water?" Headache? Drink more water. Upset stomach? Drink water. Bad grades? You need more water. Bone protruding from your knee? Drink some water, you'll be fine.

People Reveal Their Mom's Iconic Catchphrases

People describe the inside jokes that they tell to troll their partners.

Inside Jokes People Tell To Troll Their Partners

The absolute dumbest things that smart people have ended up doing.

The Dumbest Things That Smart People Have Done

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People describe the absolute worst things that their roommates ever did.

Absolute Worst Things People's Roommates Ever Did

Non-Americans describe the weirdest things that Americans ever said to them.

Weirdest Things Americans Said To Non-Americans