Oh yeah, that.

Many people are in agreement that stealing is bad. But most of those people are narcs. You know, parents, teachers , business owners. When I was younger I was into shoplifting. I would lift makeup from corporate drugstores and give the goods to girls in my homeroom in the hopes of making friends. The friendship thing didn't really pan out, and eventually I got caught trying to pocket some Maybelline mascara. All I was left with was CVS-related PTSD and anxious flashbacks whenever “Soak Up the S…

Phineas and Ferb: Criminal Masterminds

It's nice to be out.

All this for a console?

There always seems to be something happening in the sunny state of Florida. Perhaps it is that there's something in the water. Or maybe the occasionally oppressive sunshine affects peoples mental well-being. Whatever the cause, pretty much everyone knows there has to be a reason that "Florida Man" headlines are so absolutely unhinged and insane. The news in the United States is consistently flooded with wild, crazy, and often depressing tales of dumb criminals committing very strange crimes. An…

Just four days after YouTuber Blake Rosier 's car got stolen, the police recovered the vehicle and arrested the bandits, but that wasn't the end of it. The car thieves left behind a chaotic mess of bizarre novelty objects, illegal drugs, food, clothing, and a bunch of other crap. Rosier documented the contents of his recovered car in a hilarious “unboxing” video. In the video, Rosier examines a handsaw and a pile of Smurfs as he wonders whether the thieves knew who he was and did it as a prank .

It's thorough

Be squirrels do crime

The world is full of surprises.

All fun and games until things get this dark

Such grace.

Lots of criminal dumbness in this dump.

Free money or felony waiting to happen?

Some problems sort themselves out.

If there’s one thing that romcom culture has taught us, it’s that love moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes, the person who ends up being your soulmate is the exact opposite of who you might expect, and relationships can be formed out of the most unlikely of circumstances. This prospect has been brought to the attention of Twitter recently, when singer Ari Lennox asked people on the site how they had met their partners. She was met with thousands of responses, but one in particular stood out: @c…