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Dad Misplaces Daughter's Hamster, Breakdown Ensues

Poor dad lost his daughter's hamster for a hot second, and a complete and understandable breakdown ensued. Fortunately, everything works out in the end. You can really feel the love in dad's panicked texts. 

Dad misplaces his daughter's hamster, and then a heartfelt breakdown ensues.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

The dads of Twitter are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while whining about it on the internet Twitter, of course, because men love to make mountains out of molehills. Hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince
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Fifteen Dad Memes For People Who Love Dank Corny Humor

These memes are for all the awesome dads who love to make a good old-fashioned corny joke! They're also for people who just love stupid dank memes. Check out even more more parenting memes here!

Funny memes about dads, parenting | My kid: Dad trans So makes My kid: Dad, no transparent | *grass grows 0.17 inches* Dads at 7 .m.:
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Fifteen Dad Memes For People Who Love Dank Corny Humor

These memes are for all the awesome dads who love to make a good old-fashioned corny joke! They're also for people who just love stupid dank memes. Check out even more more parenting memes here!

Funny memes about dads, parenting | My kid: Dad trans So makes My kid: Dad, no transparent | *grass grows 0.17 inches* Dads at 7 .m.:
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

Each week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we've seen over the past seven days. But did you ever notice that the majority of them are from moms? Well, we did, and it got us wondering: where are the funny dads of Twitter?! So, we set about searching for them, and we struck gold. The dads of Twitter are hilarious, and we think they should get more of the limelight. Their honest tweets about the challenges and triumphs of parenting will make you feel less alone in the challenges you face, and so we present to you, dear readers, a list of the funniest dad tweets we saw this week. And next week we'll bring you the same. And the week after that. And the same after that.

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist
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Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns
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Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

At least the cats got to have a magical day playing with all of those crickets. That being said, this dad learned a valuable lesson in not making assumptions about cricket deliveries. As one can imagine, when those little critters break free, it is very hard to round them back up again. 

A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.
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Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns
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Dad Draws Jokes And Puns On Daughters’ Lunch Bags For Eight Years

A dad has been creating cute mini drawings containing puns on his daughter's lunch bag for the past eight years. His growing Instagram account - Sandchich Bag Dad - is a gallery of all his creations, aimed to brighten his daughter's day each time she saw them. It's the little things in life that put a smile on people's faces, and I'm sure these made all the difference to her day. Check out a selection of our favorite ones below.

dad's drawings of puns on daughter's lunch bag | HAVE DECIDED ON GNOME YET? funny pun pregnant | OH NO GOING BE PLATE! OH FORK!
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Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns
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Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns
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Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns
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Fresh Parenting Tweets For People With Unappreciative Offspring

Well, hopefully your kids will appreciate all that you do for them when they're older? Yeah, let's go with that. In the mean time, please enjoy these parenting tweets, because we appreciate you. And while you're at it, have some parenting memes!

Funny tweets about parenting | Kids_kubed @Kids_kubed don't know 's worse: My kid deleting an app or him rearranging them all Took 5 minutes just get here 4:49 AM Aug 19, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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22 Dad-Joke Memes For The Connoisseurs Of The Terrible Pun

You certainly don't have to be a dad to enjoy the art of the Dad Joke. Dad jokes do not discriminate - if you enjoy hearing people groan and seeing them roll their eyes when you tell a joke then congratulations, you're ready to be an honorary dad! Now all you need to do is use the following memes as inspiration!

Funny memes about dads and dad jokes | pablo escobar standing around waiting Dads their kids say Feel hungry rather than am hungry. tweet by joshmosh @diss guy My dad told my sisters new boyfriend stand at end picture so he can crop him out she dumped him still cracking up.
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Fresh Parenting Tweets For People With Unappreciative Offspring

Well, hopefully your kids will appreciate all that you do for them when they're older? Yeah, let's go with that. In the mean time, please enjoy these parenting tweets, because we appreciate you. And while you're at it, have some parenting memes!

Funny tweets about parenting | Kids_kubed @Kids_kubed don't know 's worse: My kid deleting an app or him rearranging them all Took 5 minutes just get here 4:49 AM Aug 19, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Dad Memes for the Hardworking Dads Out There

It's dad joke time. Are they dad jokes in the proper sense? Not really, but they are jokes about dads and for dads, and that's good enough. Here are some more tweets and memes to keep dads going through these dark times, and here are dad memes that go father than ever before.

Funny dad memes and jokes | Dads showing other dads ribs they grilled over weekend Brad Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio
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