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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.

Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

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Funny Snapchat story about a guy who gets stuck in an elevator and jokingly makes it into a "Castway" scenario | Day 1, Minute 50 have fashioned this headdress out my scrubs battle sweltering burns fluorescent lights selfie of a man in a head wrap

Guy Gets Trapped In An Elevator, Turns Into Hilarious 'Cast Away' Situation

Client demands to have all spam sent to his email | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by TheNerdyMupton want every email addressed arrive at inbox got pal. Just happened, my bosses and are still laughing are small company manage quite few clients

Client Demands Unblocked Spam Filter, Regrets His Decision

Guy illegal parks in handicap space, gets blocked in and misses a job interview | Posted by nunya__bidness idiot and handicapped parking spot attending school (adult education career training) one my classmates Bob had an artificial leg. Other than walking with limp and not being able stand long periods wouldn't really notice.

Guy Teaches A Lesson To Handicap Spot Hog

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Obvious stuff that people realized way too late | posted by weakenedstrain 42 here song Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid and egg never knew why Robin would lay and egg seemed so random and weird Just this winter, walking down hallway at work finally clicked into place: Robins are birds. Birds lay eggs. Yep. Sharp tack over here.

Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently

Dumb and funny questions people were asked | posted by moe_skweeto trying move one those big, multi purpose weight machines, and they noticed it's set its heaviest setting Why don't set its lightest setting so it'll be lighter

Dumb Questions People Were Asked

Stories of kids doing funny and stupid things | ellemenopeaqu My daughter insists wearing jacket will make her cold because she only wears she is cold.

When People Realized Their Kid Was Dumb

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Funny text message conversation about Star Wars

Adorably Clueless Girlfriend Tries To Describe 'Star Wars' To Her Boyfriend

Writer of men in black told not to mansplain the story he wrote | tweet by ed solomon At cafe where l'm writing people next were disagreeing about origins Men Black said If like could clear up one responded sorry do not need an old white male's mansplanation So apologized and

Writer of Men In Black Told Not To Mansplain Men In Black, Has Happy Ending

Funny Twitter story about a guy who builds a Cybertruck out of mashed potatoes

Dude Builds Masterful Cybertruck Out Of Mashed Potatoes

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Mistranslations and tattoo fails people saw.

Dumb Mistranslated Tattoos and Shirts that People Witnessed

Funny Twitter thread about a guy who mistakenly put flowers on the grave of a murderer

Dude Mistakenly Puts Flowers On A Murderer's Grave, Meets Future Wife In The Process

Funny text message conversation about pyramid scheme company Acti Labs

'Boss Babe' Gets Called Out For Working For A Pyramid Scheme

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Funny story on Facebook from North Ridgeville Police department in texas, cow fell out of truck, moodini.

Texas PD's Story About A Wayward Cow Is Content We Deserve

A stupid boss doesn't know what computers are and asks to have them removed from the office.

Manager Doesn't Know What A Computer Is, Throws Away Forty of Them

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After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice

After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice

Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'

Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'

Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home

Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home

25 Doctor Who Memes to Scroll Through While We Wait For the Next Who Regeneration

25 Doctor Who Memes to Scroll Through While We Wait For the Next Who Regeneration

24 Fresh Feline Funnies for a Much-Needed Meowment of Cat Comfort

24 Fresh Feline Funnies for a Much-Needed Meowment of Cat Comfort

Volunteer refuses to come back after being bossed around, given no water, no bathroom breaks, and nearly having her phone confiscated, gets emails a year later telling her she needs to be a better team player

Volunteer refuses to come back after being bossed around, given no water, no bathroom breaks, and nearly having her phone confiscated, gets emails a year later telling her she needs to be a better team player

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