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Quirky Last Minute Mother's Day Gifts

Mamas go through a whole lot of sh*t, and they never really seem to get a break. Not even on weekends - the horror! Mother's Day is the one day a year that we shower them in hugs, kisses, and gifts, even though they deserve the world at all times. If you totally forgot that it's Mother's Day today, but are looking to celebrate your mom properly, we've compiled a concise list of quirky gifts to get her at the last minute. We're the last people to judge you for being last minute. Scroll on down to check 'em out, and have a lovely Mother's Day! 

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Moms Reveal What They Really Want For Mother's Day

It's always a tough decision what to get your beloved mother for Mother's Day. There are go-to gifts, flowers, chocolate, candles. But that stuff can get so boring. Also, in these trying times, there are limited places you can go to celebrate. This all means it's time to get creative. What better place is there to start than asking a bunch of moms what they actually want for Mother's Day. Lucky for you, there's already a Reddit thread full of answers!

Moms Reveal what They Really Want For Mother's Day| thumbnail text - r/AskReddit u/penguinmanbat · 8h Moms of reddit, what do you actually want for Mother's Day this year? 21 ↑, Share
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Time To Usher In Cinco De Mayo With These Perfect Tweets

Alright, ladies and gents, in honor of Cinco de Mayo, it's time for a super quick history lesson about the holiday. To make a long story short, the Mexicans totally kicked a** at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, totally taking down the French while boosting Mexican morale. Over time, Mexican and American culture became intertwined, and because Americans love any excuse to drink, they go hard on Cinco de Mayo annually with tacos, tequila, and sombreros. We really will use any excuse to drink, even if it's a battle that took place in a different country two centuries ago. Obviously, Twitter is always in on the action - scroll down for the funniest Cinco de Mayo tweets this year. 

Funny tweets about Cinco de Mayo | thumbnail text -... in bed Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm I celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the traditional fashion: with a super soaker full of tequila. 11:59 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend

Remember way back in the day when we were about to approach a 4-day weekend? Seems like ancient history now. But there's no reason we cannot reminisce on the pure joy we had looking just a few days ago as we had this rare beauty to look forward to. We were so young back then, so naive. Heck, we had a whole 4-day weekend ahead of us! The options were limitless! Well actually the world is kind of going through something so I'm sure 90% of us spent it indoors, but it still felt good to get a break from the daily BS we all deal with.

Here's my official proposal for 4-day weekends every weekend. Anyone else with me?

Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend| thumbnail text - aAk @Majinn_Mark A live look of what I want to do on my 4 day weekend..
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Bad Decisions To Make On St. Patrick’s Day From Home

We all have our St. Patrick's day routine. Whether we like to go out with friends, get absolutely smashed in a small bar with a bunch of strangers, or murder a man just to watch him die and then drink daiquiris out of his skull, this holiday is fun for everyone. And whether you've just woken up next to your best friend who is pantsless, or discovered the man you killed was your long-lost brother, part of the fun is the crushing regret we all get to feel the next day after realizing the alcohol-induced decisions we made were really bad ones! Unfortunately, these holiday traditions won't be an option this year with most bars closed, but not to worry. Here are some memorable bad decisions you can make without risking your health! Well, except your liver and mental health, of course.

Bad Decisions to Make on St. Patrick’s Day From Home| thumbnail text - OVERSHARE WITH STRANGERS GET BLACKOUT DRUNK ΤΕΧΤ YOUR ΕΧ
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Women Who Made History For Being Very Very Bad

What would the world be if bad girls weren't here to shake things up? Us women have only the bad girls to thank for getting us our right to vote, to study, heck, even our right to show off our luscious legs in a mini skirt. The bad girls are the ones who don't ask for permission when they change the world. They barely even ask for forgiveness either. They take what is theirs. They reject stereotypes and prove every day that there is a place for women in every professional setting. We all owe the bad girls a big thank you!

Women Who Made History For Being Bad| thumbnail text - Eve Once she took a bite out of the apple and passed it on to Adam, she created original sin. Yep, she is the original sinner, can't get much more 'bad' than that. Because of her, women throughout time have been blamed for being temptresses.
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People Disclose Their Not So Traditional Cultural Traditions

Every culture is rich with unique traditions. It is amazing to be able to hear how somebody else was brought up completely different from you. All cultures should be celebrated and loved. But let's be honest, whatever culture you grew up with: Western, Eastern-European, Asian, Middle-Eastern, etc, there are some questionable traditions that you never found weird until you grew up and realized not everyone could relate. Some just seem downright silly, but hey, a part of loving your culture is laughing at your culture!

People Disclose Their Not So Traditional Cultural Traditions| Thumbnail text - yaois 3 years ago Growing up with Asian parents, my parents always told my sisters and I that they found us in the dumpster. We never believed them of course, but it seems to be a rite of passage of sorts for most Asian Americans. 105 Give Award Share Report Save
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Treating the V for V-Day: Woman's Unfiltered Experience With Sweet Treat

Valentine's day is the day of love, and this year I decided to treat myself to a little self-love (the most important kind)! Especially after the craziness that was 2020, I think we've all earned the right to focus on self-pleasure. Plus, there are LOTS of health benefits to orgasms--they can relieve stress, cramps, headaches...they're kind of a cure-all. Why are doctors not prescribing them more?? In my quest to give my V the perfect V-day, I did quite a bit of searching and eventually settled on the Sweet Treat Spinnator toy from Satisfyer. I chose it (over a regular vibrator or a suction toy) based on its adorable design, its affordability, and its spinning mechanism that I was curious to try. If you want to learn more or if you just want to enjoy more jokes about my vagina, read on.



Spoiling Myself With A Vibrator For Valentines Day| Thumbnail text - This is just a PSA: If you have p*ssy hair, MOVE IT OUT OF THE WAY.
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15 Amusing Valentine's Day Memes For The Sad Singles

Valentine's Day can be great if you're in a relationship, but for the singles out there, it's less than satisfying. These memes are not for the happy couples; if you want that then click here. If you're single, however, grab a glass of wine, start getting drunk, and check out these amusing memes!

Funny memes for single people on Valentine's Day romance fail unflirty lonely alone dating | are 5X more likely get date around Valentine's Day calculator 5 x 0 = 0. NO VALENTINE SEAT BELT WILL HOLD crying cat
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Twelve Snarky Tweets For Valentine's Day Haters

Okay, it's incredibly easy to make fun of Valentine's day. The holiday has no real historic purpose, and really only benefits consumerism. If you're in a committed relationship there is an immense amount of pressure to behave a certain way on this random day to 'prove your love' or whatever. If you're not really dating, but seeing someone,  it's just kind of awkward because you might not want to go so full-out so early on. If you're single, well, you get a whole day to really (over)think about that. 

Hilarious tweets for people who hate Valentine's Day| thumbnail text - mike ginn Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January @shutupmikeg... · Feb 14, 2015 •.. 12 27 185 487
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Quick Guide to Crushing Valentines Day 2021 As a Single Queen

Let's be real. Whether you like it or not Valentine's day is coming up quickly. Yes, we're are in the midst of a global pandemic, but that doesn't mean you cannot make February 14th your B. Options may be limited, but there are still plenty of ways to go off and show Saint Valentine who's boss. Who needs a man when there are heart-shaped pizzas out there that can fill you up and don't come with emotional baggage? Here are fourteen ways to thoroughly smash your first (and hopefully last) social distancing Valentine's day as the single queen that you are. 

Fourteen hilarious ways to have fun on valentines day during a pandemic| Thumbnail text - Gesture,Communication Device,Portable communications device,Symbol,Cross,Rectangle,Gadget,Balance,Religious item,Wood https://media.giphy.com/media/26BGOeuSUHRYdfz3y/giphy.gif
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Tumblr Thread: The Origin Story Of NORAD's Santa Tracker

Sometimes an innocent little fail like a typo can go on to inspire an epic, time-honored tradition like rabidly checking the NORAD Santa Tracker. This Tumblr thread breaks down how a small typo in a Sears ad resulted in the North American Aerospace Defense Command having a special phone. So many kids' childhoods have been all the better for it. Gotta keep that Christmas spirit alive while you can. Check out some more random gold from Tumblr with this post about the time that an Ultima Online gamer nuked their fellow players right out of orbit

A Tumblr thread breaks down the origins of NORAD's infamous Santa tracker. | voroxpete But none these stories even come close best one them all wrong number is NORAD Santa Tracker got started. Seriously, this is legit December 1955, Sears decided run Santa hotline. Here's ad they posted.
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Entitled Stepfamily Plays Holiday Manipulation Game, Revenge Ensues

It sounds like this entitled family got exactly what they deserved. Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like a whole bunch of toxic manipulation. This family was certainly laying that on real thick. Gifts can really end up being their own kind of weapon. If you're looking for more juicy holiday content check out some of the most ridiculous requests that mall Santas received

Entitled stepfamily ends up getting a bunch of terrible holiday gifts. | r/ProRevenge u/EisForElbowsmash 20h Join 8 e 5 3 6 B 6 Mess with my christmas? Pardon as ruin yours posted this r/entitledparents and suggested might enjoy here have edited slightly comply with rule 9 this sub, enjoy. TL:DR at end. This slow burn starts full year and half before my plan came into effect. Earlier year, my Dad quite sensibly suggested with size our family Christmas party skip generation with gifts ease
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Holiday Procrastination Results In Botanical Dexter Scene

Let this glorious TIFU stand as a lesson to the rest of us about the importance of handling the getting rid of Christmas trees in a timely manner. Naturally, if you don't you run the risk of unleashing nothing short of a horror scene in your living space. 

Some holiday procrastination results in a botanical Dexter scene. | r/tifu u/pocketmole TIFU by leaving real Christmas tree my apartment until May. M actually fucked up 8 years ago, but time has worn down my pride enough l'm willing finally share this story with world recently suggested leave my Christmas tree up little longer order further enjoy cheeriness brings living room. This is an easy thing suggest haven't seen things seen haven't done things my boyfriend and have
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33 Downer Memes To Counteract All That Annoying Holiday Cheer

Holiday cheer? Psssh, make way for seasonal depression and the inevitable damp and dreariness of winter. These memes are perfect for anyone who's sick of the fake happiness that everyone seems to display at this time of year. But the holidays are almost over, which means it's back to being our true, sad Millennial selves again. Yippee...

Funny and depressing memes | man looking at camera in front of a hug mess on a lawn including a passed out person. My therapist after taking one step into my mind IT'S A TERRIBLE SITUATION. Disappointment Island ozeia: im coming home im coming home tell world im coming home.
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