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this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

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funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

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pettiest things parents did to their kids | thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland It may be petty but if my kid wakes me up one more Sunday before 5 AM, I'm taking the straw off her juice box when I pack her lunch. 3:22 PM · Jan 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 33 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

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