parenting

Advertisement

Reddit thread about weird household rules that their parents and guardians implemented, strict parents | posted by Zenosparadox1 sick couldn't be my bed because would make dirty. My mom put towel corner on hardwood floor and had stay there until she dee!ed better enough use my bed

Redditors Share Weird Household Rules They Grew Up With

Funny tweets, relatable, relatable tweets, buddha, stupid memes, twitter memes, 280 characters or less, parenting tweets | hype @TheHyyyype first day as professor going be introduced some uncomfortable ideas here and tackle sensitive issues, but expect everyone be adults about class general whispering ok first topic pop tart is calzone class general outrage | Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting other person die taking notes: Buddha says make

Funny Twitter Tidbits That Make Brevity Work

Advertisement

Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets | ANAEINT Dún Laoghaire K9, LLC June 13, 2016 Instagram O HAIRE R Prime example NOT allow. Eventually will come head and dog will have enough. This child will be injured and this dog will be labeled aggressive and rehomed or likely euthanized. Stop allowing children mistreat dogs s not cute s not funny s not playful s dangerous and stupid dog and child pay consequences parents lack common sense.

Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets

Funny and frustrating memes about parenting young children | Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit. child lying on the floor with a tablet and a snack. tweet by Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs

Frustrating Memes For Anyone Raising A Small Gremlin

Dad takes a big petty revenge in epic story about a spite cow | about eat something real quick then l'll tell story about my dad adopting cow out spite didn't know could love someone so much without ever having conversation with them tbb. My parents built their house and lady next door decided she didn't like they moved because she used there being an empty field there my parents grow flowers competitively and their back yard is giant garden so her loss guess

A Dad's Epic Petty Revenge With A Spite Cow

Advertisement

Jokes and memes for dads and about them | Every girls weakness: bottom half of a man in jeans and sneakers. man cheering from outside a window as a woman is getting interviewed: MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING

Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before

tweet by Health Nerd @GidMK my wife and i never baby talk to our kids we use full sentences and a wide vocabulary my daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation adults are shocked at her social aptitude my 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4 syllable words which is impressive bc they're both cats

Quite Impressive

Irrational reasons that toddlers had total breakdowns | small kids children scream crying meltdowns Sean said word green. Won't let her throw books at my face.

Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns

Advertisement

Funny meme about family barging into the bathroom when you're using it after it's been unoccupied all day | bathroom: empty all day. every member of my family within 0.002 nanoseconds of me entering it. police breaking a door.

Yeah Can You Guys Not

Funny meme that reads, "Now that I have children I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions he just up and dies" above a still of Yoda

Kids, Can You Shut Up Just For Five Seconds

funny tweets kids babies baby fever parents parenting lol twitter relatable | Steve @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch Papa's coffee hot Yeah baby 's hot, don't touch 2y.o blow on Papa at this point witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt blow on my freshly made coffee, only spit half eaten chicken nugget straight into 164K 4:09 PM Jan 28, 2020

Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

Advertisement

Funniest parenting tweets | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Behind every photo taken at home is mom pushing random crap out way so her house appears clean

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 2nd, 2020)

Funny memes and tweets about dads, dad jokes | homer simpson sleeping while seated at a table: Dads brag about waking up early Also dads 5 mins after sitting on couch. tweet by President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXIII See prove l'm not some boring house dad got tattoo. Her: Oh cool s uh proudly s my thermos work! Her: Well, uh line work is certainly Don't touch thermos tat.

Dad Memes And Jokes To Keep You From Touching The Thermostat

A collection of AskReddit replies to various pieces of advice from parents that ended up being total BS | Don't waste too much time on computer becomes full time software developer. computer screen through glasses.

Advice From Parents That Was Total BS

Advertisement

Entertaining and creative Tumblr story about delaying the apocalypse through great parenting | writing-prompt-s church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted small child and excited see them. But do child is menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting Latin summon demons, but weirdest thing is sister doesn't seem mind.

Tumblr Story Imagines Delaying Apocalypse Through Good Parenting

sesame streets parents tweets parenting kids lol relatable funny twitter | tweet by SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living trash can.

Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Trending Now

35 Funny signs with stories behind them: 'We are short-staffed... If you run out of patience, ask for an application'

35 Funny signs with stories behind them: 'We are short-staffed... If you run out of patience, ask for an application'

20-year-old refuses to sign over property rights to older sibling until he gets his promise in writing, sparking family feud: 'I’m just asking for legal security before I give up mine'

20-year-old refuses to sign over property rights to older sibling until he gets his promise in writing, sparking family feud: 'I’m just asking for legal security before I give up mine'

'This is going to be a $7,000 lesson for you': 15 Workers whose clients, customers, and bosses saw their big mistakes

'This is going to be a $7,000 lesson for you': 15 Workers whose clients, customers, and bosses saw their big mistakes

Parents force to 19-year-old college student daughter to keep her Life360 tracking app turned on, she tells them that she is turning it off after they track her every movement: 'It's uncomfortable knowing that wherever I am, they're probably looking'

Parents force to 19-year-old college student daughter to keep her Life360 tracking app turned on, she tells them that she is turning it off after they track her every movement: 'It's uncomfortable knowing that wherever I am, they're probably looking'

'They're freezing all raises and promotions': Upper management causes mass exodus during company meeting after announcing a hiring freeze

'They're freezing all raises and promotions': Upper management causes mass exodus during company meeting after announcing a hiring freeze

26 Funny Feisty Felines Happily Informing Us That Their Cat Beds Are Strictly Decorative

26 Funny Feisty Felines Happily Informing Us That Their Cat Beds Are Strictly Decorative

Advertisement